[Help] Toilet rolls

[daveinplzen]

Made me smile today

 

[scoobiewhite]

Having spent quite a bit of time in India, I’ll be fine. No arse gun unfortunately, but a good solid left hand and a sink work well. Seems disgusting at first but you soon get used to it.

Believe it or not I think we survived as a species for up to 50 years before the invention of toilet roll [emoji6]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Won't somebody please think of the left-handers

 

[pearl]

As I unwrapped my last toilet roll I noticed that Andrex thoughtfully include instructions on how to wipe your own arse, never noticed this before

 

[Postman Pat]

As I unwrapped my last toilet roll I noticed that Andrex thoughtfully include instructions on how to wipe your own arse, never noticed this before

Do they subscribe to the standing up or sitting down model?

 

[pearl]

Do they subscribe to the standing up or sitting down model?

not sure and the bin men have been, maybe go out and get yourself a packet of Andrex ... oh