[Help] Toilet rolls

[spence]

I've stockpiled luckily enough. 3 packs of 24 rolls for two working people.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

We have a bidet

Our house was originally owned by an Iraqi couple (both Doctors) and they had these little arse-shower things put by every toilet.

We've always used them for blasting skid marks whilst rolling our eyes at how ridiculous they are, but they may well come in very handy..

 

[happypig]

 

[AmexRuislip]

Wash your ar@e with water........

It wont run out.....try your local shops instead of supermarkets....plenty in the locals here.

I should get my turd truck out of storage, and you could be my sh!t mate

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I've stockpiled luckily enough. 3 packs of 24 rolls for two working people.

Fishing, I know, but we were talking of r soles

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Hope the selfish ***** get the shits BIG time
Regards
DF

 

[Postman Pat]

This

 

[Icy Gull]

This

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Trust those scummers to ramp up their prices by 500% in these tough times

 

[Icy Gull]

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

my local happy shopper just last week was selling 9 for 1.69 - i got the last pack. went back yesterday and they were selling 3 toilet rolls in a shop made blue PLASTIC bag for £2 and must have has 100 of them piled up. not quite rip-off yet but u can bet they are the same budget ones i bought last week. Decided i was not quite that desperate just yet - have about 5 left between 2 of us. Decided to go back at 7am this morning to get some as a precaution and they had all gone - seems people are prepared to pay for a clean arse..on the bright side, i guess with us now all meant to be housebound if supplies get low it wont matter so much i went wall around with dirty backside (yeah gross i know but i bet there's already people doing it)

 

[Eeyore]

Take a shit before you shower. Combine the two.

 

[swindonseagull]

Our house was originally owned by an Iraqi couple (both Doctors) and they had these little arse-shower things put by every toilet.

We've always used them for blasting skid marks whilst rolling our eyes at how ridiculous they are, but they may well come in very handy..

Used to call it a bum gun when i worked in Hong Kong / Philippines wish I had one now!

 

[matey]

 

[Perfidious Albion]

The solution to this , and other short supply items..... wartime ration books.
I can just remember as a kid because some things stayed on ration for years afterward.
Of course nowadays some clever nerd would create an app and it would all be digital

 

[Lower West Stander]

We were down to our last 2.

Ordered them from the milkman [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]


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[schmunk]

The solution to this , and other short supply items..... wartime ration books.
I can just remember as a kid because some things stayed on ration for years afterward.
Of course nowadays some clever nerd would create an app and it would all be digital

Wasn't the paper a bit shiny to be useful?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

my local happy shopper just last week was selling 9 for 1.69 - i got the last pack. went back yesterday and they were selling 3 toilet rolls in a shop made blue PLASTIC bag for £2 and must have has 100 of them piled up. not quite rip-off yet but u can bet they are the same budget ones i bought last week. Decided i was not quite that desperate just yet - have about 5 left between 2 of us. Decided to go back at 7am this morning to get some as a precaution and they had all gone - seems people are prepared to pay for a clean arse..on the bright side, i guess with us now all meant to be housebound if supplies get low it wont matter so much i went wall around with dirty backside (yeah gross i know but i bet there's already people doing it)

Good job we all have to stand at least 1m apart now!

 

[schmunk]

We have about 80 rolls in the house, but that is **not stockpiled** - we always have that much...

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Buy some more. There are no shortages, just greedy people.



Yes, I know it is a dull answer.

But true.....

 

[dejavuatbtn]

What are you going to do when you run out?

Sainsbury’s West Hove - they had shitloads of them just now.