Three word story........

[Hampden Park]

level crossing painted

 

[Basil Fawlty]

over a road

 

[Hampden Park]

next to a

 

[Beeercan]

Big apple orchard

 

[brighton2win]

you will find

 

[El Presidente]

three little pigs

 

[dougdeep]

make a good

 

[rospants]

bacon roll for

 

[El Presidente]

our Guy Butters

 

[Collar Feeler]

resplendent in his

 

[rospants]

blue and white

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

was the colour

 

[Hampden Park]

of dads hair

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

which there was

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

nothing of any

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

penis that was

 

[El Presidente]

rather small. shrivelled

 

[El Presidente]

like Crhystal Palace

 

[Hampden Park]

supporters head boot-boy

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

who like rimming