Three word story........

[Trufflehound]

the malformed penguin

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

who was infact

 

[Trufflehound]

half Swedish and

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

a sweet ladyboy

 

[Hampden Park]

that worked in

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

the club shop

 

[Hampden Park]

every evening from

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

nine to ten

 

[Hampden Park]

sewing testicles onto

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

ones forehead is

 

[Hampden Park]

a really stupid

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

shade of pink

 

[Trufflehound]

until they bruise

 

[Hampden Park]

comes out boxing

 

[Trufflehound]

day on DVD

 

[Hiney]

with a free

 

[Hampden Park]

wank on wednesday

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Afternoons where boring

 

[Braders]

until i used

 

[Goodfella]

My arse off