Three word story........

[El Presidente]

moist and ready

 

[Hampden Park]

for breakfast with

 

[Trufflehound]

Dermot and Natascha

 

[El Presidente]

sitting looking prim

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

while looking at

 

[El Presidente]

Richard and Judy

 

[Hiney]

fondling each other's

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

ball sack altho

 

[Trufflehound]

they're too salty

 

[Goodfella]

Those 'Smokey Bacon'

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

criso really did

 

[Goodfella]

Taste like bacon

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

cooked in water

 

[Trufflehound]

that was once

 

[El Presidente]

extracted from Tank's

 

[Braders]

back passage and

 

[Goodfella]

put up the

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Shitter by Charlie

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

who was gay

 

[Hampden Park]

gordons little brother