This is probably the worst place to post this...But NSC I need your help.

[Greg Bobkin]

I'll keep that in mind, thank you by the way for making me realise what an Idiot I was being.

The thing I don't get is this 'uni lifestyle' shit. What does that even mean? Are you meant to, all of a sudden, want to settle down after dipping your wick for a number of years at University? If you are genuinely gutted, you should sort it out with her, and just enjoy yourself, with her. You might find you're missing out on less that you thought.

Keep us updated B4C3, and good luck...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Come on then what happened ? Did you end up in a warm embrace and a night of slow love making or did she tell you " I need some space " ?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Come on then what happened ? Did you end up in a warm embrace and a night of slow love making or did she tell you " I need some space " ?

they couldn't find each other amongst the pile of rubbish they were living in

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I may not be Brad Pitt but I have a Todger the size of a Babies Arm.

what a cock !

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

what a cock !

Good one ! As long as it is at least 12 cm any man has enough, even you mate.

Now go and get your tape measure out !

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

they couldn't find each other amongst the pile of rubbish they were living in

I am interested how this played out. He dumps her but then meets to discuss things.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I am interested how this played out. He dumps her but then meets to discuss things.

emotional cripple !!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

emotional cripple !!

Just a confused young Man mate. We have all been there, even you.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

So we are back together! I worked out the grass was not going to be greener and speaking to some friends who went through the same thing and then speaking to her and now our relationship is better than ever! I'm even taking her to the AMEX on Saturday. Yes she actually likes football!!

Thank you for everyone who helped! Yes I can be perceived as an emotional so and so but you have all had some experience like this.

B4C3

 

[Hillian1]

Lets just hope the next time you have a need for emotional support she doesn't tell you to sling your hook again.

 

[Chesney Christ]

I'm sure these wet blankets are starting these threads to wind me up. What is it these days with these soppy c**ts; can't you see just how f***ing emabarrassing you are?
This bint has obviously realized what a melt you are, now it's time you did; especially posting on here!
Grow a pair!

Quite right mate!

What is this MUGNUT on about? I tell you what mate, I went to the School of Hard Fackin Knocks then the University of Life and my old man used to punch me on the balls nine times a day and did I cry? Fackin never. I aint some soppy c*ntmug is I?

To the OP -

1. Man up and go shag some bird up the fackin wrongun
2. Get yerself a nickname - something like Smudger, Clarkey, Tezza or Del Boy
3. Stop doing some namby pamby degree at Uni and get yerself down the university of life
4. Stop being all sensitive and modern you FACKING poof and be a real bloke - drink beer through your nostrils, get yerself a few tattoos, stop listening to that SOPPY CANT music.

Then, when the PC Brigade gives it the biggun about blah blah blah zzzzzzz and so on and so on and so on......

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Quite right mate!

What is this MUGNUT on about? I tell you what mate, I went to the School of Hard Fackin Knocks then the University of Life and my old man used to punch me on the balls nine times a day and did I cry? Fackin never. I aint some soppy c*ntmug is I?

To the OP -

1. Man up and go shag some bird up the fackin wrongun
2. Get yerself a nickname - something like Smudger, Clarkey, Tezza or Del Boy
3. Stop doing some namby pamby degree at Uni and get yerself down the university of life
4. Stop being all sensitive and modern you FACKING poof and be a real bloke - drink beer through your nostrils, get yerself a few tattoos, stop listening to that SOPPY CANT music.

Then, when the PC Brigade gives it the biggun about blah blah blah zzzzzzz and so on and so on and so on......

I'm sorry , didn't quite catch most of that sentence. I would try and translate it but Google doesn't have the ability to translate from imbecile to English.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

So we are back together! I worked out the grass was not going to be greener and speaking to some friends who went through the same thing and then speaking to her and now our relationship is better than ever! I'm even taking her to the AMEX on Saturday. Yes she actually likes football!!

Thank you for everyone who helped! Yes I can be perceived as an emotional so and so but you have all had some experience like this.

B4C3

In other words, you couldn't pull and the lack of sex took it's toll so you took the easy way out

 

[Chesney Christ]

This thread is a shining example of the sophistication of modern man.

Has Jay from The Inbetweeners opened up multiple accounts?

 

[Mellotron]

Then, when the PC Brigade gives it the biggun about blah blah blah zzzzzzz and so on and so on and so on......

give em a slap

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

In other words, you couldn't pull and the lack of sex took it's toll so you took the easy way out

That is actually not what happened at all, my father posts on here so this could get awkward but I had some offers and turned them down.

 

[Mellotron]

I'm sorry , didn't quite catch most of that sentence. I would try and translate it but Google doesn't have the ability to translate from imbecile to English.

Woosh!

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

And this does also mean that there will be no pictures....LETDOWN.

 

[Chesney Christ]

I'm sorry , didn't quite catch most of that sentence. I would try and translate it but Google doesn't have the ability to translate from imbecile to English.

Jesus Wept.

Errr.

You're at Uni.... I thought you might have had the intelligence to work out my post was a pisstake. Re-read again..... I called you a "mugnut" FFS - does anyone actually say that word?

I thought I made it all obvious enough in the final sentence ("blah blah blah zzzzzz") but next time I will prefix it with "THIS IS A PISSTAKE".

 

[Greg Bobkin]

So we are back together! I worked out the grass was not going to be greener and speaking to some friends who went through the same thing and then speaking to her and now our relationship is better than ever! I'm even taking her to the AMEX on Saturday. Yes she actually likes football!!

Thank you for everyone who helped! Yes I can be perceived as an emotional so and so but you have all had some experience like this.

B4C3

Well done, but be warned, you'll have the "This is a football forum (even though technically, it isn't), not facking Dear Deidre" on your case.

NSC is aiming to be an emotion-free zone by 2013...