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Tyrone Biggums

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Jun 25, 2006
13,498
Geelong, Australia
Don't feel too worried ole bean.

Every trades woman I've worked with hates modern day feminists and their ilk.

That's why they got into the jobs they do, they'd much rather work around men than have to deal with other women's bullshit in the workplace.
 






Napper

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Jul 9, 2003
24,452
Sussex
Don't feel too worried ole bean.

Every trades woman I've worked with hates modern day feminists and their ilk.

That's why they got into the jobs they do, they'd much rather work around men than have to deal with other women's bullshit in the workplace.

often lesbians too. Make of that what you will
 


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Oct 8, 2003
56,146
Faversham






Aug 13, 2020
1,482
Darlington
I'm led to understand that architects were put on the Earth to make people's lives more difficult and less pleasant. I think it's in Exodus somewhere.

Scientific analysis has backed this up, showing that they have more DNA in common with locusts and frogs than with the rest of the human population.
 


jakarta

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May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
I'm led to understand that architects were put on the Earth to make people's lives more difficult and less pleasant. I think it's in Exodus somewhere.

Scientific analysis has backed this up, showing that they have more DNA in common with locusts and frogs than with the rest of the human population.

My BSc and MSc courses aren't actually about construction, but H&S.

From 35 plus years experience I can agree about Architects...
 


essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014
4,729
In a research-led university the emphasis is on research. Thanks for clearing this up, I was a bit confused.

Ah, Tub, but I enclosed "income and outputs" in brackets - because most people wouldn't have a clue what research is
all about, what drives it and its different facets.
 




Aug 13, 2020
1,482
Darlington
My BSc and MSc courses aren't actually about construction, but H&S.

From 35 plus years experience I can agree about Architects...

Your realise all the moaning you might do about people at the uni, will be almost exactly the same as the moaning all the people do on site about you just before you arrive and after you leave?

Nobody likes somebody who arrives to tell them they're doing something wrong. No matter how eye-gougingly obvious it is that they're doing it wrong.
 


Whitley Bayster

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Jul 4, 2011
676
Whitley Bay Tyne and Wear
Struggle to see the issue here.

But a good opportunity to say I hate architects - with few exemptions they are snotty *****. Whenever I meet someone studying architecture in the university in Lund, I feel I want to throw them out the window from one of their beloved modernist high-rise buildings or bury them under a layer of steel and glass just like they take every opportunity to do with everything that is a bit too nice, human and picturesque .

We are not all arrogant twunts!
 


jakarta

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May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
Your realise all the moaning you might do about people at the uni, will be almost exactly the same as the moaning all the people do on site about you just before you arrive and after you leave?

Nobody likes somebody who arrives to tell them they're doing something wrong. No matter how eye-gougingly obvious it is that they're doing it wrong.

Yes, my 'Proper' Job is mostly Compliance which isn't popular. However no Compliance means Piper Alpha ( I used to work on the North Sea BTW)
 






Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
62,706
The Fatherland






Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005
12,202
Those who can't teach, teach PE.

And those who can’t teach PE become “university” lecturers in sport “science”...
 


Horses Arse

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Jun 25, 2004
4,571
here and there
Maybe. But Construction sites seem very male, very straight and very white, which isn’t representative of society. Why is this? What barriers are in place which are stopping non-whites and females getting into this industry? You say you struggle to recruit, it’s no wonder when you’re missing out on a huge swath of society.

I guess my focus is in the design and consultancy world, a real mix there. Building sites, i.e. where the real work is done, has always been full of different backgrounds. Rare to find a high proportion of English speakers over recent years - it does seem predominately white though. Not sure whether its straight or not, haven't enquired....

One client I work for took on a BMS engineer that decided he was a she and went through the transition - the client team took it all very seriously, went through awareness training etc and were fully behind the integration of this person. Pretty impressive and spent time and money to do the best they could to embrace the idea and the individual. It was all a bit strange though; looked like a man, talked like a man, walked like a man, dressed like a man - but had tits. He didn't stay long despite all the efforts of the client.
 












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