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Things you're scared of.









Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,871
A really stupid one - large leaves. If I see something like rhubarb leaves I'm not happy until I've had a little shudder. They look so unnatural.

Edit - I'm not really 'scared' of them as such, i.e. I don't try and avoid them, they just look funny.

Also when I was a small boy I hated being inside big buildings like cathedrals. I hated the fact the roof was so far away. Grew out of that fortunately.
 


Smelly breath, or something green stuck between my teeth when I meet a really fine shallow woman.

Wearing socks or boxers with holes, and getting in a really bad accident.

Making a funny contorted expression, and my face staying like that.

Getting an erection, and taking someone's eye out.

Getting into a nice hot bath, and finding a rare amazon water snake in it.

Becoming confused, or completely losing perspective.

Finding out that minoxodyl really doesn't work, just as I'm starting to go bald.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Thousands of killer snakes on a plane.

The word "******"

Gay rapists

Pirates.

Atom Bombs

Ebola.
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Heights

The dark (I know - what a big girl's blouse)

Dying


That's about it.

edit - not quite. Just remembered, the feel of cotton wool. Explain that if you can.
 
















Lethargic

Well-known member
Oct 11, 2006
3,511
Horsham
Yoghurt.
Its too runny to be food, too gloopy to be drink, has lumpy bits in it, and is utterly inpenetrable to the human eye.

Well stop sticking it in your eye then, you're supposed to eat it, or smear it over a naked womans breasts but I'm drifting there.
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Strange thing to be scared of. ???


Don't tell me this doesn't scare you? :eek:

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Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Hospitals......Ive never had an operation,But I just am ridden with fear about the whole process, god willing I will not have to ever go for an operation. Hopefully I can stay healthy and not need it, realistically it will happen, but that day wont be a happy one.

Also I cant stand spiders and snakes....so overall im a pussy.

You big wussy - ops are nothing!!

:jester:
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
That's about it.

edit - not quite. Just remembered, the feel of cotton wool. Explain that if you can.

Imagine CHEWING some dry cotton wool...slowly, feel it between your molars...squeak squeak!!!!
 










Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,269
The thought of Phil Neville captaining England, really fat birds.
 


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