Things you're scared of.

[Meade's Ball]

Binmen reading my thrown-away diary pages i wrote when drunk all giggling in unison as bags of their employ all break, introducing garbage to our collective gutter, bones a-clutter, skin removing itself and horrifying as reptilian derm does on sandy, grassless hillsides, a new colour on show to dazzle the lady-snakes, entrails within the puncturable sacks of morass whistling in a line, re-educating us on intestinal length and how much our insides can swallow and accept without revolt or a second-coming.

Mostly i am afraid of the idea of snakes, thanks to my brother who told me that the wispy rattle of crickets in Brighton was the i'm-gonna-eat-you whistle of all asps and cobras when i was about 7 years old and strolling in the hip-high grasses on my way to a tennis course.
I also hate the idea of being seen. Of a failure of mine being on show. Therefore, i stay still or state thoughts on football message boards instead of somewhere that would reply will a score or grade or medal or wooden spoonge.

 

[Scotty Mac]

dean white being our next manager

 

[JJ McClure]

Hospitals......Ive never had an operation,But I just am ridden with fear about the whole process, god willing I will not have to ever go for an operation. Hopefully I can stay healthy and not need it, realistically it will happen, but that day wont be a happy one.

Similar, but specifically - NHS Hospitals.
I work in private healthcare and don't mind our hospitals. But if I ever have to visit someone in one of those desease ridden hell holes it scares the shit out of me.

 

[Yorkie]

Heights, flying and something bad happening to my kids or grandchildren.

 

[rospants]

Hospitals......Ive never had an operation,But I just am ridden with fear about the whole process, god willing I will not have to ever go for an operation. Hopefully I can stay healthy and not need it, realistically it will happen, but that day wont be a happy one.

Similar, but specifically - NHS Hospitals.
I work in private healthcare and don't mind our hospitals. But if I ever have to visit someone in one of those desease ridden hell holes it scares the shit out of me.

dont say things like that!, my dad's just about to have a serious heart op in sussex county

 

[Yorkie]

Hospitals......Ive never had an operation,But I just am ridden with fear about the whole process, god willing I will not have to ever go for an operation. Hopefully I can stay healthy and not need it, realistically it will happen, but that day wont be a happy one.


dont say things like that!, my dad's just about to have a serious heart op in sussex county

My cousin had a triple heart bypass at the Sussex County and was absolutely fine.

 

[franks brother]

Brighton losing!

 

[Frutos]

Brighton losing!

Surely all the experiences you've had of that should have lead to at least a partial conquering of the fear by now?

 

[franks brother]

Surely all the experiences you've had of that should have lead to at least a partial conquering of the fear by now?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Queues

I genuinely fear for my sanity in those. I'm a person of simple needs. At a cashpoint its card in, money out, walk away. The fucktard in front seems to always find hidden levels of menu options with unlimited lives. At a bar I just want a pint or maybe two drinks, three top whack, and there's always a currant in front buying his entire gung-ho office department fifty drinks including about twenty three slo-mo coffees, then he starts in on the food. In clothes shops I'm like the SAS - straight in, straight out, normally with the wrong size jeans. Lunchtime I'll go for the crap pikey lazy fuckers convenience food (aka Pret A Manger) rather than wait an extra five minutes for the quality sarnie I really want. And don't get me started on the number of times I've just dumped the shopping basket in the Co-Op and walked out cos the check-out line shows no signs of moving anytime ever (enormous feeling of well-being that one, the dumped supermarket basket immediately then becomes their problem, not yours)

In fact the only queues I join ever are airport queues, my idea of personal hell. Heaven help us if we ever get Falmer and make the big-time - or get drawn against Chelski youth at Withdean again...

And... relax

 

[Scotty Mac]

no bacon baguettes at falmer

 

[hitony]

You big wussy - ops are nothing!!

I so hope you are right Laura

 

[Frutos]

no bacon baguettes at falmer

I think that's a fear we all share, Scott.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I fear somebody blags the Uncle Sams franchise at Falmer afore I do

 

[hitony]

Hospitals......Ive never had an operation,But I just am ridden with fear about the whole process, god willing I will not have to ever go for an operation. Hopefully I can stay healthy and not need it, realistically it will happen, but that day wont be a happy one.

Similar, but specifically - NHS Hospitals.
I work in private healthcare and don't mind our hospitals. But if I ever have to visit someone in one of those desease ridden hell holes it scares the shit out of me.

I am going to one of those desease ridden hell holes tomorrow for an operation that will take about 5 hours........thanks for the comforting thoughts

 

[rospants]

Hospitals......Ive never had an operation,But I just am ridden with fear about the whole process, god willing I will not have to ever go for an operation. Hopefully I can stay healthy and not need it, realistically it will happen, but that day wont be a happy one.



I am going to one of those desease ridden hell holes tomorrow for an operation that will take about 5 hours........thanks for the comforting thoughts

im sure your'll be fine tony, best wishes for a quick recovery xx

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

umm heights-not things like roller coasters but like going up big buildings or climbing high things. Bees & wasps scare me cos i've never been stung & dont want to be. Dont like injections either, had to have my dad come into the room & distract me with my gameboy to have my meningitis jab cos i got scared & went all white before having it

 

[hitony]

umm heights-not things like roller coasters but like going up big buildings or climbing high things. Bees & wasps scare me cos i've never been stung & dont want to be. Dont like injections either, had to have my dad come into the room & distract me with my gameboy to have my meningitis jab cos i got scared & went all white before having it

My wife is terrified of injections............................................. she said it is my fault.............cos .............................................





















I showed her what small pricks were all about !! ............................(its ok......i have got my coat!!)

 

[severnside gull]

My wife is terrified of injections............................................. she said it is my fault.............cos .............................................

I showed her what small pricks were all about !! ............................(its ok......i have got my coat!!)

 

[tedebear]

I am going to one of those desease ridden hell holes tomorrow for an operation that will take about 5 hours........thanks for the comforting thoughts

Chin up, tomorrow will be here before you know it and it'll all be over and you'll be back to us soon, if that isn't any incentive then I don't know what is x