Things your Mates say that are just plain stupid/silly

[Marc]

In tenerife on a fishing trip my mate said:

"I'm not fishing its barbaric"

his very next sentance only seconds later:

"I wanna go watch a Bull fight in Spain, that would be cool!"

Laughed so hard I nearly had to swim back to shore!

 

[Dawsey]

My mate asked me during the last series of The Games:

Is Mr Gay UK actually gay?

I almost chocked

 

[Easy 10]

Queing one night in a burger bar in Worthing after a night on the sauce, my mate finally got to the front and said "Can I have a double cheeseburger but without the cheese".

 

[WATFORD O]

My mate once asaid to me 'I am a spurs fan'.

 

[Meade's Ball]

A friend once said she despised the awful lampooning of whales by the Japanese.

 

[Little Piggy]

A friend once said she despised the awful lampooning of whales by the Japanese.

Now THAT is funny!

 

[Lammy]

Not sure about mates but my Mum reals off loads of classics!


"Has Michael Jackson got any brothers or sisters?"

during a game of trival pursuit the question was "What is the central Square of London?"

to which Mother replied....

"G8?"

 

[Scarface]

Wilka once asked what colour orange juice was!

Another mate once tried chatting up a girl with an Arsenal shirt on in the Auld Triangle (Pub outside Highbury) after an Arsenal champions league game last season by saying 'So are you an Arsenal fan then?!'

 

[Trufflehound]

A friend once said she despised the awful lampooning of whales by the Japanese.

Why shouldn't the Japanese lampoon Wales? We English do all the time.

 

[Wilka]

Wilka once asked what colour orange juice was!

Another mate once tried chatting up a girl with an Arsenal shirt on in the Auld Triangle (Pub outside Highbury) after an Arsenal champions league game last season by saying 'So are you an Arsenal fan then?!'

I will sue you for miss quoting me!

 

[Parson Henry]

At the Play-off final. Trying to find mate......rang him on mobile..he said.

I am 20 rows behind you..cant you see..i've got the blue and white stripes on!!!!!


Doh!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

Trivial Pursuit is always a fertile feeding ground for bone-headed answers (well, it is in our family).

I was once asked (for a cheese) "who are the largest bookmakers in the world ?"

"Penguin".

 

[Scarface]

I will sue you for miss quoting me!

What did you say then?! I wont mention when you asked what country Kleberson played for after playing as Brazil on PES or dropping a can of coke and saying careful it might be fizzy! Ooops!

 

[Artois]

"I like PUNK music"

 

[Guest]

A young lady once asked me what year Euro 96 was!!!!

It's not for girls!!!!!!

 

[chez]

During the time when fast food outlets were not selling beef my mate went in to McDonalds the conversation went something like this.

"Hi, can I have a beefburger please"

"Sorry sir we're not serving beefburgers at the moment due to the beef crisis"

"Oh, OK then. Can I have a hamburger then please"

Did we laugh?? I nearly pissed myself!!!

Leadboots take a bow

 

[B.M.F]

During the time when fast food outlets were not selling beef my mate went in to McDonalds the conversation went something like this.

"Hi, can I have a beefburger please"

"Sorry sir we're not serving beefburgers at the moment due to the beef crisis"

"Oh, OK then. Can I have a hamburger then please"

Did we laugh?? I nearly pissed myself!!!

Leadboots take a bow

is that bow his head in shame. Have to admit it was as funny as a poster on here saying one evening after a few jars " and to think, I used to be so intelligent"
I won't name or shame him as that would not be fair would it Moggy

 

[Beach Hut]

My wife once had paella and asked me whether she should order rice with it

 

[Braders]

Trivial Pursuit is always a fertile feeding ground for bone-headed answers (well, it is in our family).

I was once asked (for a cheese) "who are the largest bookmakers in the world ?"

"Penguin".

 

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A mate from college in a newsagent - "How much are your 50p lighters?"