Things your Mates say that are just plain stupid/silly

[Virgo's Haircut]

A work colleague told me he thought the Cheeky Girls were sexy.

That's beyond silly isn't it?

 

[Scotty Mac]

pe teacher in gcse pe

'some stadiums have sponsors to raise money. like the reebok stadium. i just cant remember who sponsors it'

 

[moggy]

is that bow his head in shame. Have to admit it was as funny as a poster on here saying one evening after a few jars " and to think, I used to be so intelligent"
I won't name or shame him as that would not be fair would it Moggy

xlnt matey.

for the life of me i cant remember the one you said at moscow zoo last year?

that had me in stitches
go on! refresh my memory! cause i'm a bit thinck now

 

[moggy]

this was a classic.

was playing trivial persuit on a sunday round parents with my nan and chez after sunday lunch.

mum popped the question to my nan.

who was dumbo's mother?

she said i dont' know? i dont watch the news

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Lasting memory of my ex on our first trip to the states. In a mall in Dallas one morning I pointed to a deli and asked if she fancied something to eat. "Bit early for a curry" was the reply.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

My best friend:

"How do they know that the Earths not flat"

This was during a REALLY boring english lesson so it was soooo funny at the time

 

[Braders]

A work colleague told me he thought the Cheeky Girls were sexy.

That's beyond silly isn't it?

how long have you worked with Gunter

 

[Braders]

the best one

" how long does it take for a baby to be born"

"hour , hour and a half"

or commenting on a new record set by a message board asking what happened that day , when in fact it was the same day

i should of been blonde i swear

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

pe teacher in gcse pe

'some stadiums have sponsors to raise money. like the reebok stadium. i just cant remember who sponsors it'

was that vincent?

 

[Cian]

i should of been blonde i swear

That can easily be arranged...

H2O2 is a wonderful chemical...

*starts playing with his hair again*

 

[Scotty Mac]

was that vincent?

how did you guess?

another one from him was

"yeah, woman aren't allowed to do certain sports, like triple jump"
"whys that sir"
"errrr, i dont actually know. suppose its incase they break their womb or something"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

legend

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

a mate of mine on a geography field trip in ireland: 'did leprechauns (sp?) ever exist?'

 

[B.M.F]

xlnt matey.

for the life of me i cant remember the one you said at moscow zoo last year?

that had me in stitches
go on! refresh my memory! cause i'm a bit thinck now

Not sure mate but it could have been when I mistook some turkeys for Vultures

 

[moggy]

Not sure mate but it could have been when I mistook some turkeys for Vultures

oh yeah, that was it

gobble,gobble

 

[B.M.F]

gobble,gobble

Doing noise impressons of when you are sucking your batty friends off again mate

 

[Beach Hut]

During the time when fast food outlets were not selling beef my mate went in to McDonalds the conversation went something like this.

"Hi, can I have a beefburger please"

"Sorry sir we're not serving beefburgers at the moment due to the beef crisis"

"Oh, OK then. Can I have a hamburger then please"

Did we laugh?? I nearly pissed myself!!!

Leadboots take a bow

That is an absolutely classic sadly I bet it was totally lost on the oiky Mcdonald assistant.