Things you should never say to a woman

[robbied69]

Do u want to get married

Ur asking for a life sentence there.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I've smothered myself with Tuna fish so we smell the same

WINNER

 

[Les Biehn]

Things a women should never say to you;

'Harder you wimp'

It does tend to put you off your stride.

 

[ali jenkins]

"Is that your perfume or has the dog just come in the room!"

 

[sunshine]

WINNER

lol... thats disgusting!

 

[seagully]

"Alright darling. How about we go somewhere quieter so i can stick my purple headed wound ferret into your semen-seeking stench trench."

A mate actually said that to a girl in a club once. Needless to say it earnt him a rather hard slap

 

[Marc]

"I've invited your mum around for a threesome"

 

[rospants]

things you SHOULD say to a bloke

- are you in yet?

 

[Dave the OAP]

things you SHOULD say to a bloke

- are you in yet?

You mean you are awake?

 

[British Bulldog]

"I wish your fanny was as tight as your purse"

 

[RM-Taylor]

"I wish your fanny was as tight as your purse"

 

[sunshine]

"I wish your fanny was as tight as your purse" [/QUOTE

lmao

 

[Gemini]

Do they do that in the next size up?

I made that error once

 

[Wozza]

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

 

[Les Biehn]

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

I did not mean to laugh at that.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I found a post nookie slap on the backside followed by "right get your knickers on fatso it's time you had the dinner on & I could do with a cold beer while your at it" was probably not the best thing to say to a woman! It got me my latest sex ban.

I think that one is the WINNER. I reckon half-way through the sentence you must have got some indication that all was not well .....................

 

[Les Biehn]

I tried the old 'you are welcome' just after I had done my business (spaffing not shiting), including the wink and the gun. Went down a treat.

 

[The Large One]

'I like you - you are all cuddly'

I MEAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?

 

[British Bulldog]

I think that one is the WINNER. I reckon half-way through the sentence you must have got some indication that all was not well .....................

Well I never got my beer, I'm having to rely on self love and i'm learning to cook now!

 

[Northstander]

"Your not as good as your sister!"