Things you should never say to a woman

[Rusco]

You're not as good as your sister, are you!

 

[Commander]

" Look at the tits on that Blonde across the road sweetheart "

I say that to my bird all the time.

 

[Muzzman]

You're not as good as your sister, are you!

Unless she turns round and says..

"I don't have a sister.. I have a brother"

 

[Dave the OAP]

You're not as good as your sister, are you!

tell me you haven't told her that

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"thanks for that meal...it was..........edible"

 

[pasty]

No darling, that dress doesn't make you look you fat.





















































It's your body that makes you look fat.

 

[Mr Blobby]

"Right so the deal is that we have sex twice a day for a week every time Brighton win, otherwise its when your up for it - OK your on"

 

[ali jenkins]

After a hard day looking after young kids/babies- "Honey, I'm home! Is my dinner ready yet?"

 

[vulture]

After a hard day looking after young kids/babies- "Honey, I'm home! Is my dinner ready yet?"

You mean after a hard day watching richard and Judy

 

[ali jenkins]

You mean after a hard day watching richard and Judy

It can be hard work sitting round all day watching telly while the kids sleep! ha ha ha

 

[The Large One]

'Your mother has a dress like that'


The best one was on NSC a few months ago. I still giggle about it now...

'Why can't you blow spunk bubbles out of your nose like your sister can?'



To a large lass...

'Fart and give us a clue, love'

 

[Billy the Fish]

"Get your rat out, FILTH"

 

[Wozza]

"It's not going to suck itself now is it?"

 

[ali jenkins]

after a nice romantic meal-

"i didnt think you had the garlic bread!"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

'I hope you don't turn out to be like your mother'

 

[The Large One]

'I hope you turn out to be like your mother'

 

[robbied69]

Shout "oi ugly", when the woman looks over shout "not you, your f***ing ugly".

 

[ali jenkins]

"Boy did i choose the wrong friend that night!"

"Your sister is much better looking than you isnt she?"

 

[Dave the OAP]

" you know, you are looking more and more like your mother..."

 

[London Calling]

Do u want to get married