Things you dread to hear from your girlfriend/spouse

[borowha]

You do love me don't you?

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

'We need to talk'

That's the one I had ready to post too. Much dreded phrase, she needs to talk, i need to listen is what she really means.

 

[Lush]

This thread merely demonstrates all the advantages of NOT being in a relationship.

 

[Easy 10]

"What time do you call THIS then ?"

There is absolutely NO right answer to that question.

 

[Seasider78]

So how was the stag weekend in Prague anything interesting happen?

Usually followed by

Q: But you would not do those things would you
A: No dearest I find that sort of thing degrading to women and midgets alike we just took in a few museums have I mentioned the gothic architecture?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

"That's not going from my arse into my mouth without you washing it"

Danny Seagull you've changed your nickname?

 

[Nappy thrower]

Can't you give football a miss this week

You love football more then me.

You never spend time with me.

I bet you never treat your ex like that

There's a film i want to watch tonight(live match on )

Are you going out like that

 

[algie]

Why do you keep looking at her

 

[happypig]

"why is this here ?" to which I reply "It's got to be somewhere, the laws of physics dictate that"

or

"what's this ?" whilst looking at the computer

 

[ShandyH]

To baby: "who's the daddy?"

 

[Insel affe]

" remember when you said (something when you were drunk one saturday night in 1993)"................................. well ive been thinking ! .................and yes ! "

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

"It's your turn to be handcuffed tonight, where are those Chinese love balls darling?" *Gulp*

 

[mistahclarke]

"which dress should I wear?'"

Don't.Give.A.f***!

 

[mistahclarke]

"oh, can we put to the shops on the way to the beach, just want to quickly return something."

this happened yesterday and 4 hours later got home without a whiff of the beach or sunshine. grrrr