Things women always do that men don't

[Uncle Spielberg]

women actually think platonic relationships exist

most blokes would f*** a warm scarf if they thought they could get away with it

Or the ex saying " let's be friends " Are you being serious ? I have been intimate with you so how can we just be " friend's ? "

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

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Elaborate as I like your swagger on this one.

 

[Willy Dangle]

Throw a ball without using their shoulder or upper arm.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Throw a ball without using their shoulder or upper arm.

Women cannot throw and that is a FACT.

 

[Willy Dangle]

Women cannot throw and that is a FACT.

One threw me out once (her loss).

Whatabout throwing acusations around about oggling other women. Never done it myself so she's wrong.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

One threw me out once (her loss).

Whatabout throwing acusations around about oggling other women. Never done it myself so she's wrong.

Onwards and upwards mate.

 

[Brighton TID]

Throw a ball without using their shoulder or upper arm.

Following on from this, a woman will always kick a football by toe punting it

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Women tend to be " nest builders ". Most bloke's just need a gaff to crash in. That is a good thing for Women and put's them in a higher sphere to most bloke's.

 

[NMH]

It's a harsh appraisal by NHM but we can only go in life with what we have personally experienced.

Incidentally.... I recall your personal experiences a little while back, that you shared with NSC.
I would have thought knowing some of the things I've mentioned, you had been known to have actually personally experienced them yourself.

Women look to men to have a steady perspective that can 'handle' their bizarre spinnings. If you don't - then you will be the one getting spun!
Something all men of all ages would be wise to take in, in my opinion.

 

[NMH]

Elaborate as I like your swagger on this one.

I edited it, so "....." got revised at length

 

[NMH]

Or the ex saying " let's be friends " Are you being serious ? I have been intimate with you so how can we just be " friend's ? "

That's okay - then just put that to the test and mention that you REALLY like one of her girlfriends and can she set you off on a date together.
See how that 'friendship' thing sits with her THEN!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Incidentally.... I recall your personal experiences a little while back, that you shared with NSC.
I would have thought knowing some of the things I've mentioned, you had been known to have actually personally experienced them yourself.

Women look to men to have a steady perspective that can 'handle' their bizarre spinnings. If you don't - then you will be the one getting spun!
Something all men of all ages would be wise to take in, in my opinion.

All I know NMH is that the Woman is your life ALWAYS calls the shot's. The chestbeaters on here of course will deny it. If your Woman is happy , you are happy.

 

[pasty]

Shopping just for shoppings sake. Even without buying a single thing a day's " shopping " is good. I have been around the shopping centre's of Sussex in Brighton, Worthing, Crawley, Eastbourne, Lewes, and even to abroad like Redhill and not a single sodding thing brought. WTF is that all about ? A bloke will go into a shop knowing EXACTLY what he wants, he wants some shoes and he puts them on, maybe not necessarily even do that, and will go to the counter with his cash if they do not " hurt " his feet too much, a pair of Trousers, yeah they just about fit, job done. Women I have been with turn down perfectly acceptable merchandise for no reason imo and go to another shop to look at the same shit. Please on GOD'S GREEN EARTH explain this to me.

Completely agree. I was reading through this thread waiting for someone to put "Window Shopping". Just what the f*** is it all about?

Example conversation chez pasty:

Mrs P - I'm going into town later
Me: Oh right, what for, what do you need?
Mrs P - Nothing really, I'm just going to look round

 

[happypig]

Completely agree. I was reading through this thread waiting for someone to put "Window Shopping". Just what the f*** is it all about?

Example conversation chez pasty:

Mrs P - I'm going into town later
Me: Oh right, what for, what do you need?
Mrs P - Nothing really, I'm just going to look round

And yet if you say "I'm just popping to Spearmint Rhinos....."

 

[Willy Dangle]

Buying 3 for £5 when we only need one for £2. What a bargain.

If I said 'I'm buying 3 season tickets for the price of 2.........................................................

 

[Questions]

If your Woman is happy , you are happy.

No chance. If my woman is happy its because she has been spending money and that makes me unhappy.

 

[fire&skill]

Sigh during films they don't like/understand

Clean the house from top to bottom the morning the family goes on holiday

 

[Questions]

Women have sex through their brain. Men have sex through their trousers. If ANYTHING was more different it is this. Women generally have to like a Man and have a " connection " with him to bed him.

US you are mental at times.

 

[Questions]

I`ll give you women can be strange at times. Take yesterday when my wife said that I could never find her erogenous zones and then goes ballistic when I tell her that her sister has them.

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Always , and I say always, make you feel guilty as you just about to leave for The Amex !!!!!!!!!!!!