Things women always do that men don't

[Raleigh Chopper]

Put Posh Spice type sunglasses on as soon as the sun pops out from behind a cloud in an attempt to look cool.

 

[oldalbiongirl]

see, there you go last word...grrrrrrrrr..

(awaits response)

What was that?

 

[Brighton TID]

Pretend farting is wrong

 

[kevtherev]

They are shallow and think with their vag., but make out it's only men that have sex just for the physical side.
If they are cheating on a partner or husband, they always have to make up some intricate excuse for why they did it, so they can admonish themselves and say three hail mary's and drink of the holy water - when they actually just responded on sexual impulse, and said "it just happened".

If their partner dumps them, shrugs them off, or doesn't come back after one sexual intercourse - they are in love with him, fact.
Yet they place a high regard for 'love' and romance as if it's the ultimate goal in their lives.

A bit like cat's in that respect. Always go too wherever they are getting some fresh cream.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Shopping just for shoppings sake. Even without buying a single thing a day's " shopping " is good. I have been around the shopping centre's of Sussex in Brighton, Worthing, Crawley, Eastbourne, Lewes, and even to abroad like Redhill and not a single sodding thing brought. WTF is that all about ? A bloke will go into a shop knowing EXACTLY what he wants, he wants some shoes and he puts them on, maybe not necessarily even do that, and will go to the counter with his cash if they do not " hurt " his feet too much, a pair of Trousers, yeah they just about fit, job done. Women I have been with turn down perfectly acceptable merchandise for no reason imo and go to another shop to look at the same shit. Please on GOD'S GREEN EARTH explain this to me.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

They can't slide down the bannisters sideways without sounding like a rumble strip.

Can't reverse park.

The one thing they can do is to think that that funny stalk thing by the steering wheel is for hanging their handbag on.

 

[mistahclarke]

- walk over the rubbish bag that's left outside the door waiting to be taken to the bin.
- take far too long getting ready.
- always be running late.
- wear stupid shoes even though walking is involved, then insist on holding your arm while they struggle to walk

 

[Questions]

Scream hysterically at the top of their voices, '' Stop following me or I`ll call the police''.

 

[mistahclarke]

Scream hysterically at the top of their voices, '' Stop following me or I`ll call the police''.

 

[Questions]

They are shallow and think with their vag., but make out it's only men that have sex just for the physical side.
If they are cheating on a partner or husband, they always have to make up some intricate excuse for why they did it, so they can admonish themselves and say three hail mary's and drink of the holy water - when they actually just responded on sexual impulse, and said "it just happened".

If their partner dumps them, shrugs them off, or doesn't come back after one sexual intercourse - they are in love with him, fact.
Yet they place a high regard for 'love' and romance as if it's the ultimate goal in their lives.

You`ve been hurt haven`t you NMH ?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Talk through the whole f***ing film your watching and ask "what's going on"
Just watch the f***ing film and you'd know.

 

[tonymgc]

Think David Beckham still plays for England & is the solution to the national teams problems.
Not understand why a defeat on a Saturday afternoon can ruin a whole weekend.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You`ve been hurt haven`t you NMH ?

It's a harsh appraisal by NHM but we can only go in life with what we have personally experienced.

 

[Silent Bob]

Scream hysterically at the top of their voices, '' Stop following me or I`ll call the police''.

Carry whistles.

 

[GT49er]

Try to start a conversation about 'love' when they're sha**ing..................oh, sorry, you said non-sexual. Pardon me

 

[NMH]

You`ve been hurt haven`t you NMH ?

I just answered the thread like I said, and about anyone who has much experience with women will agree with me - even, I suspect grudgingly - women know what they are like and would agree too, but might prefer to suggest THEY are not like that, THEY are different (but they aren't).
Some sop will tell us all that his missus is a treasure, and nothing like any of the above. Suuuure she isn't!

Anyway Questions, I knew some plonker would come on and suggest it's me who's bitter and twisted and been hurt and doesn't like women etc. And you are 'it'.
Congrats

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Women have sex through their brain. Men have sex through their trousers. If ANYTHING was more different it is this. Women generally have to like a Man and have a " connection " with him to bed him.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I just answered the thread like I said, and about anyone who has much experience with women will agree with me - even, I suspect grudgingly - women know what they are like and would agree too, but might prefer to suggest THEY are not like that, THEY are different (but they aren't).
Some sop will tell us all that his missus is a treasure, and nothing like any of the above. Suuuure she isn't!

Anyway Questions, I knew some plonker would come on and suggest it's me who's bitter and twisted and been hurt and doesn't like women etc. And you are 'it'.
Congrats

I admire your honesty NMH and the fact you stick your head above the paraphet. Good for you.

 

[NMH]

Erm... .... I'm glad to hear you talk this way.

It's like I said, I just called it like I see it - not everything has to have happened to me, for me to have figured it out.

I'll add that OLDER women do NOT get any better or more sensible. Contrary, they can be just as trite, vengeful, spiteful and careless in their later years.
Menopause - they will actively blame men for all their pains of retired eggs UNLESS they are happily married.
The baby machine is done and dusted, so that side of their perceived attraction for men who are still interesting for younger women (ahem!...) is no longer a factor.
I did recently dated a woman in that situation, and she was really weird and immature. A disappointment, I thought, and things aren't going to get better for her. I left that one to her own miserable devices, let her know what I thought and hit the higher road. Not a problem for me, she's over that hill and the clock has done ticked.
I only need furrow my brow slightly at needing to wear glasses nowadays Slightly less serious of an issue, as ..er...far as I can see

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

women actually think platonic relationships exist

most blokes would f*** a warm scarf if they thought they could get away with it