[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be

[knocky1]

The DUP.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Being a chav.

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[Stat Brother]

Turning right across oncoming traffic.

It is not currently criminal offence to keep you waiting - correctamondo.

What should be a criminal offence is the LAST vehicle in the oncoming procession being the only one to stop.

 

[Easy 10]

But what if they want to get something?

They should get whats coming to them.

 

[pishhead]

Going to a gig and viewing it entirely through the viewfinder on your phone.
Using a selfie stick.

 

[Notters]

Flashing your hazards to say 'Ta' for letting me pull out.

Why does this annoy you so much? ! Whilst technically against the highway code it is surely good manners, particular for say vans, which have no rear windows to use.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I've said this before but it still really irks me. Ordering frothy milk based drinks masquerading as coffee in a pub.

 

[Hyperion]

Using the word 'loose' instead of 'lose'.

Adding to that, using the word are instead of our.

 

[KVLT]

Providing a subscription based football streaming service which is clearly not fit for purpose.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Adding to that, using the word are instead of our.

Along with "could of".

 

[Cosmic Joker]

Is that not a criminal offence already?

Depends where you do it. On roads where parking is enforced by traditional police traffic wardens it's a criminal offence, on streets where parking is enforced by council employed/contracted parking attendants and council-run car parks it's a civil offence. In most private car parks such as at supermarkets it's not an offence. However I notice that my local Sainsbury's (Chichester) now has penalty enforcement notices up around their disabled and parent & child parking areas, so I presume it's also civil offence in the marked areas in privately-owned car parks with penalty info displayed.

 

[Bry Nylon]

The tying of plastic bags containing dog shit to trees, hedges and other shrubbery.

Whole life tariff.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Why does this annoy you so much? ! Whilst technically against the highway code it is surely good manners, particular for say vans, which have no rear windows to use.

I would read it that the vehicle displaying such illuminants was in trouble or stalled, so I would slow down accordingly possibly causing a domino effect. They are there for a reason.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Walking diagonally in shopping centres.

Using "less" instead of "fewer".

Superdry.

 

[The Large One]

1. Driving only in the middle lane of a motorway
2. Ordering a pint of Guinness last in the round you're getting
3. Being Katie Hopkins
4. Out-hipstering yourself as a hipster (see owner of Silo in the Argus today).
5. Smokers standing near the door way of the pub. If you want to smoke, there's a perfectly good sea over there.

 

[Cosmic Joker]

Publishing anything written by Katie Hopkins or Richard Littlejohn

(beaten to the Hoskins reference although i had a different take on it)

 

[Pavilionaire]

Mobile phones in the back pockets of tight trousers (fit birds only).

 

[mikeyjh]

(1) Driving the entire length of your journey at 40mph, regardless of whether the the road you're on is 30mph, 40mph or a national speed limit

I regularly follow people on the road to my new home for about 35 mins - The road goes from 60 down to some very slow 10-15mph hairpins. They'll do 40 all the way, holding everyone up some of the time and then going round corners on 2 wheels, bizarre.

(3) Wearing Crocs (adults only).

Error - Crocs are GREAT

 

[Titanic]

Stewards stopping you take a beer to your seat at the football.

 

[PTC Gull]

Not using indicators. They are not "optional" extras FFS !