[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be

[Lady Whistledown]

(1) Driving the entire length of your journey at 40mph, regardless of whether the the road you're on is 30mph, 40mph or a national speed limit

(2) Being a person having attained the age of at least sixteen years and adding that Snapchat dog-features filter to a selfie.

(3) Wearing Crocs (adults only).



Your thoughts?




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[Megazone]

Wearing Crocs shouldn't be a criminal offence unless socks are also being worn.

 

[Buzzer]

Text speak.

Leaving teabags in the sink.

Feeding pigeons (a hanging offence for first time offenders if I had my way).

 

[rocker959]

Parking in disabled bays with no badge awarded .

 

[Mellotron]

Parking in disabled bays with no badge awarded .

Is that not a criminal offence already?

 

[El Presidente]

Using the word 'loose' instead of 'lose'.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Flashing your hazards to say 'Ta' for letting me pull out.

Buying sprouts.

 

[Mellotron]

Using social media for passive-aggressive attention seeking. The whole "u ok hun? pm me xx" culture. Just outlaw it all.

Also, using social media for constantly telling your other half how amazing they are and how much you love and adore them. Stop shouting it at ME. Say it to them PRIVATELY.

 

[Perfidious Albion]

Being in possession of an offensive wife.... (that's not a typo)

 

[Easy 10]

Saying "can I get" when ordering something in a deli / pub / whatever.

Anyone standing within the immediate vicinity of the offender should have the legal right to drag them from the premises by the hair, and beat them to death with their own shoes.

 

[Foolg]

Large groups of (usually) exchange students congregating on public walkways/crossings to the point where you cannot get past them.

Joining the queue to board an airplane before the b*stard thing has even landed from it's inbound flight, despite all seats already being allocated.

 

[Megazone]

Taking a selfie= caution

Taking a selfie whilst pouting= 2 years in prison.

Taking a selfie through the mirror whilst flexing your muscles.= Solitary confinement for life.

 

[surlyseagull]

Using social media for passive-aggressive attention seeking. The whole "u ok hun? pm me xx" culture. Just outlaw it all.

Also, using social media for constantly telling your other half how amazing they are and how much you love and adore them. Stop shouting it at ME. Say it to them PRIVATELY.

Yes Yes ......and saying "I am blessed "

 

[pishhead]

Saying fixtures on here whenever someone repeats a question already asked.
Referring to your friends as "The squad"
People saying aksed instead of asked.

 

[Nixonator]

4) Supporting Barcelona or Real.

 

[Wellesley]

Calling someone a f****** nancy boy on a football forum, no matter how pathetic, humourless or falsely sensitive they are. This should be criminalised and I am extremely sorry for my actions. I appreciate the leniency of my ban and apologise wholeheartedly to the grass that I upset.
And if this post gets me another 3 points then I apologise for that as well.

 

[Guinness Boy]

(1) Driving the entire length of your journey at 40mph, regardless of whether the the road you're on is 30mph, 40mph or a national speed limit

So I realise I'm challenging an officer of the law here but isn't this one partially an offence? 40 in a 30? Though I get what you're on about. I'd seek similar punishment for driving the entire length of a long motorway drive in the middle lane.

Where are we viz a viz legality with parking your Chelsea Tractor across 2 parking spaces deliberately and parking in the parent and baby spaces when you don't have kids in the car?

I would add overcooking a steak, wearing full Palace kit in public and posting on Facebook at an average of more than once a day to the wish list.

 

[Mellotron]

Saying "can I get" when ordering something in a deli / pub / whatever.

Anyone standing within the immediate vicinity of the offender should have the legal right to drag them from the premises by the hair, and beat them to death with their own shoes.

But what if they want to get something?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Aksing "What can I do you for"?

 

[pishhead]

A group of women walking with their pushchairs in a line so they can have a conversation with scant regard for anyone else wishing to use the pavement.