Things we have yet to witness at the Amex

[Barrow Boy]

A knife fight between two chimpanzees

Also, a stuntman leaping over a shark

I think this might have happened in the South Stand when we played Millwall.

 

[simmo]

A chant of "Where were you when you were shit" from the away support...

Peterborough definitely chanted that last season. When we went 2-0 up to go top of the league.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Richard & Judy presenting their book club review from the BUPA Lounge.

 

[Bridcutt]

A Mexican wave. Thankfully.

There was one at the U19 game

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Floella Benjamin & Brian Cant performing a rendition of "When I'm Cleanin' Windows" on the jazz flute.

 

[TheMajor]

A floodlight failure mid match.

 

[Craig4004]

BHAFC scoring more than 3 goals in a game, correct me if I'm wrong?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Terry Nutkins doing a live broadcast of the Really Wild Show from the East Stand gantry, with archive footage of Johnny Morris doing comedy owl voices on the big screen.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Songs of Praise.

 

[The Large One]

Songs of Praise.

The Moonies or somesuch had their convention (remember the 'We Nearly Drown You, folks' paddling pool thing?) during the summer. Same thing.

 

[Badger]

Chas & Dave doing a reunion concert

 

[Common as Mook]

Someone running on the pitch and lamping Ray Wilkins

 

[simmo]

BHAFC scoring more than 3 goals in a game, correct me if I'm wrong?

Wrong

Brighton 3 - Leeds 3

Edit-Just realised you said more than 3

 

[TSB]

The goalposts being ripped down by a mob
Opposition fans demonstrating against their board
A last-minute defeat
A goal within the first 60 seconds (I think?)
A punch-up between players on the same side-Think Bowyer & Dyer
Mark Walton
That Phil Prosser twat refereeing
Opposition manager sent off
Opposition miss penalty
GOSBTS sung at the correct speed
Food on the pitch
Coin/other object hitting player
Dan Harding lasting a full half of football
A full match for Vicente (?)
A broken leg
Referee injured
A goalkeeper fainting
Carl Griffiths
Bobby Zamora
Messi
Bloke who sits behind me being positive
Jordan Rhodes
Pixels beginning to fail on the TV's
A repeat of the 'Go on Seagulls' 'Corner' crap used on the big screens at the Liverpool game
Glad all over mistakenly being played as the teams come on
A playoff semi-final
Samuel (whose middle name is Colin) L. Jackson
Charlton
Norman Baker getting JEERED
Bill Archer
A rendition of that St Pauli song sounding good
ESL outsinging the North Stand
Little Britain live at half time
Half time entertainment involving kids taking penalties/Crossbar challenge
A goal from Toby
John Salako getting a standing ovation
Anyone mentioning Leyton Orient as our rivals

 

[Jollyfield]

The ball hitting the hammer throwing net after a wild miss.

It happened about 10 times in one glorious season at the Withdean.

 

[Everest]

An Ipswich Town banner that made sense.

 

[BHA Swiifty]

A streaker.

think there was a streaker Vs Liverpool in the cup

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The goalposts being ripped down by a mob
Opposition fans demonstrating against their board
A last-minute defeat
A goal within the first 60 seconds (I think?)
A punch-up between players on the same side-Think Bowyer & Dyer
Mark Walton
That Phil Prosser twat refereeing
Opposition manager sent off
Opposition miss penalty
GOSBTS sung at the correct speed
Food on the pitch
Coin/other object hitting player
Dan Harding lasting a full half of football
A full match for Vicente (?)
A broken leg
Referee injured
A goalkeeper fainting
Carl Griffiths
Bobby Zamora
Messi
Bloke who sits behind me being positive
Jordan Rhodes
Pixels beginning to fail on the TV's
A repeat of the 'Go on Seagulls' 'Corner' crap used on the big screens at the Liverpool game
Glad all over mistakenly being played as the teams come on
A playoff semi-final
Samuel (whose middle name is Colin) L. Jackson
Charlton
Norman Baker getting JEERED
Bill Archer
A rendition of that St Pauli song sounding good
ESL outsinging the North Stand
Little Britain live at half time
Half time entertainment involving kids taking penalties/Crossbar challenge
A goal from Toby
John Salako getting a standing ovation
Anyone mentioning Leyton Orient as our rivals

Excellent list skills.

Palace however, DID sing that song very loud (once they woke up after 70 minutes in silence), and yours truly DID entertain you with a profitable half-time penalty, at the Blackpool game.

 

[Turkey]

Leyton Orient.

 

[TSB]

Excellent list skills.

Palace however, DID sing that song very loud (once they woke up after 70 minutes in silence), and yours truly DID entertain you with a profitable half-time penalty, at the Blackpool game.

Thanks. I'd scrubbed the Palace game from my memory, so I apologise for that faux pas. Well called.
You took a half-time penalty and scored? I have no recollection of this! Who was the keeper? Why were you taking a penalty? That's COOOOOOOOOOL.
Pretty sure you're not a kid, so I'm claiming that my statement is still true.