Things that really hurt...

[Munkfish]

1. stubbing your toe on a dumbell when drunkenly stumbling across your bedroom

2. getting it on with a girl, she's bouncing enthusiasticly she goes over the top bounces out and then stubs your piece on her pelvic bone.

3. getting too enthusiastic on astro turf and going for a sliding tackle….astro burn…will be getting you for weeks.

4. getting your fingers caught in a door.

5. getting a full on kick to the shin.

6. getting whipped with a towel on the tip of your bell.

 

[daveinprague]

Living on the 5th floor, and finding the lift doesnt work seriously hurts, particularly in this weather.

 

[brightonrock]

Hell of a bad day.

 

[ali jenkins]

Being hit in the balls. Not full on but just flicking the side.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Bounding down the stairs and whacking the top of your head on the ceiling. Did this last night and has curled up in a ball for a good ten minutes

 

[banjo]

Catching your ball sack in your zip. worse still unzipping to free it up.

 

[jimhigham]

2. getting it on with a girl, she's bouncing enthusiasticly she goes over the top bounces out and then stubs your piece on her pelvic bone.

Stubbed cock

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Paper cuts .... they're the worst.

 

[Gritt23]

Losing to Palace in the 2nd leg of the Play-offs.

Sorry, but it had to be said, it's STILL hurting.

 

[shaolinpunk]

 

[LU7 RED]

In the winter - I get a little nick in the skin on my thumb, just above the top corner of my thumbnail. Pound for pound that has to be the most painful thing to get -when you keep knocking it

Also, whacked on inside of knee. Freezes the whole joint up...stingers playing footie in the winter.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Stepping on an upturned three pin plug while barefoot.

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

Re: getting your finger caught in the door. Try getting your thumb caught in a door and getting the end cut off. I can assure you it's not pleasant...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Spots on your nose. Even if they're tiny, they're eyewateringly painful if you try and squeeze them.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Heating up an exhaust pipe to bend it, heat with oxy acetylene until its glowing orange then being distracted for a couple of mins and returning to it (no longer glowing) then putting my hand around the pipe and hearing it sizzle

Slipping over in mcdonalds kitchen and putting my hand on 350° griddle.......

 

[Eddie Bee]

Whilst playing cricket, getting hit in the box (old pink type) with it cracking on you!! Very difficult to prise it open..I can tell you!

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Tweezering a single nasal hair

 

[Simster]

Barefoot on a pebbled beach.

 

[Munkfish]

Tweezering a single nasal hair

I quite like that, especially when you feel the root pop out. satisfying.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Stepping on an upturned three pin plug while barefoot.

That's a good one.

Nipple burn after an extended period of running.

Getting kicked in the perineum is more painful that the genitals.