Things that really hurt...

[Titanic]

Brain freeze

 

[banjo]

Earache.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Stepping on an upturned three pin plug while barefoot.

I did that only the other night. It was the plug of the fan that I had been scrabbling for, so that was something.

My boarding school had shower blocks and intermittently, someone would scatter drawing pins in. Not amusing when a number of us would step on them, especially tricky when vision was compromised with shampoo.

 

[Titanic]

Kneeling on a lego brick

 

[brightonrock]

Getting kicked in the perineum is more painful that the genitals.

How the sh!t does that even happen!?!

 

[sjamesb3466]

I did that only the other night. It was the plug of the fan that I had been scrabbling for, so that was something.

My boarding school had shower blocks and intermittently, someone would scatter drawing pins in. Not amusing when a number of us would step on them, especially tricky when vision was compromised with shampoo.

Bet that wasn't the only painful occurrence to happen in the shower blocks....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Kneeling on a lego brick

Was just about to say Lego-related stepping or kneeling incidents

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tweezering a single nasal hair

I somehow managed to acquire a microscopic spot recently just inside one nostril. Its mere existence was making my eyes water and I was desperate to pop it. But even doing that was excruciatingly painful.

I guess it was the result of several weeks of chronic hay fever & constant nose-blowing. Curses on summer.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Getting fingers shut in a door. Happened to me a couple of times & didn't know whether to throw-up or pass-out first.

Oh, and a tooth abcess has got to be the world's worst. Real climb the walls pain.

 

[sydney]

getting a boil on your bell end is pretty sore...........apparently.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Earache.

Toothache

Also when sedated at the dentist and he drills through a tooth into your jaw

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When you get something sharp going underneath your fingernail- I've reached into a bag before and unwittingly managed to prod something sharp & pointy up underneath one of my nails. That hurts for AGES, and the pain is completely disproportionate to the size of the injury.

I suppose the same principle applies to all these "gentlemen's injuries" you lot are describing. A huge amount of pain for something so tiny

 

[Munkfish]

That's a good one.

Nipple burn after an extended period of running.

Getting kicked in the perineum is more painful that the genitals.

also known as the gooch?

 

[happypig]

An electric shock on your ear when it's really cold.

 

[brightonrock]

On the golf course, when some bellend on the next hole snap-hooks his drive and pings you on the elbow from 50 yards away as you walk up towards the green. I realise it's not common but I can confirm it smarts somewhat.

 

[spongy]

In the winter - I get a little nick in the skin on my thumb, just above the top corner of my thumbnail. Pound for pound that has to be the most painful thing to get -when you keep knocking it.

This. I get that too on the ends of all my fingers, putting hands in pockets or knocking them is extremely painful. I really should start using some of the missus' moisturiser to try and stop them drying out.

And I've had several gout attacks recently. They ****ing hurt.

 

[Iamapen15]

Being tasered by your mate.

Being shot in the leg.

 

[skipper734]

Hmm. lets see which is worse. Urine or kidney infection, or broken humorous and torn rotator cuff. First one you are unable to think, second one you are unable to move.

 

[Durlston]

Tonsillitus.

Too painful to eat or drink and impossible to sleep at night. It goes on for days and each one feels like a week in itself.

 

[fat old seagull]

When you are about 10yrs old and overhear your mum telling a neighbour about your guitar you don't yet know anything about. Only later to discover she said catarrh and was talking about your blocked up nose. I could have been Eric Clapton but for fate :guitar: