[Misc] Things That Make You Go CRINGE

[alfredmizen]

He's not funny, he's puke inducingly smug, he laughs at his own unfunny jokes in a puke inducingly smug way and he's not funny.

Im afraid i have to disagee

 

[mikeyjh]

middle aged blokes on Facebook saying 'hun', 'matey', 'dude'

 

[Simster]

The way pretty much all women feel the need to put a "x" at the end of the most basic, perfunctory text message - even to other women:


A: Hi is it your turn taking our girls to dance class after school? x
B: Yes x
C: Great, thx x


FüCK OFF X

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Putting the word ‘go’ in a sentence when it’s completely superfluous and incorrect to do so.

So. You missed the tune title reference then? Nevermind.

 

[Wellesley]

middle aged blokes on Facebook saying 'hun', 'matey', 'dude'

LOL. x

 

[alfredmizen]

middle aged men who call themselves.names.like mikey

 

[Bozza]

People who say Crimbo and holibobs.
SHUT UP.

Footy?

 

[alfredmizen]

Grown men using terms like palarse or.smellhurst

 

[Simster]

Grown men using terms like palarse or.smellhurst

Aye.

But neither are anything like as bad as THE most cringiest football club term, "Wet Spam". Anyone using that is a massive bell end.

 

[Bozza]

The way pretty much all women feel the need to put a "x" at the end of the most basic, perfunctory text message - even to other women:


A: Hi is it your turn taking our girls to dance class after school? x
B: Yes x
C: Great, thx x


FüCK OFF X

It’s just no women now though is it?

Presumably it originated because of the difficulty, on occasion, in reading tone and emotion from a short snippet of text. Presumably an “x” was added to ensure the recipient knew the message was sent in peace.

But, as you say, it now gets suffixed to everything.

 

[Simster]

It’s just no women now though is it?

Presumably it originated because of the difficulty, on occasion, in reading tone and emotion from a short snippet of text. Presumably an “x” was added to ensure the recipient knew the message was sent in peace.

But, as you say, it now gets suffixed to everything.

You're probably right. x

 

[alfredmizen]

Aye.

But neither are anything like as bad as THE most cringiest football club term, "Wet Spam". Anyone using that is a massive bell end.

i see your wet spam and raise you a man ure

 

[alfredmizen]

Aye.

But neither are anything like as bad as THE most cringiest football club term, "Wet Spam". Anyone using that is a massive bell end.

mate.im afraid.anyone who isnt northern who says "aye" is dancing on the fringes of extreme bellendery

 

[Simster]

i see your wet spam and raise you a man ure

I'm not done yet...


MILLWANK.


Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[Beach Hut]

Away games when our fans sing "we pay your benefits"

 

[marlowe]

Oh yes, for sure, but at least that's enforced by the production team. The high five, on the other hand, is always a spontaneous ill-coordinated MESS

Who's the worst offender? Charles is generally quite ill co-ordinated and awkward.
As for Wonnacott I'm unable to watch him without the constant thought in the back of my mind that he's probably got piss stains on the front of his saggy white y-fronts underneath his red trousers. I've no idea why I've come to this conclusion but its a notion which I've been unable to dispel for quite a number of years whenever I watch him.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

middle aged blokes on Facebook saying 'hun', 'matey', 'dude'

Just "Facebook" would have done

 

[Perry Milkins]

I'm not done yet...


MILLWANK.


Winner winner chicken dinner.

Fella, it actually raises the testosterone level to refer to them as 'Wall...

 

[Perry Milkins]

Fella, it actually raises the testosterone level to refer to them as 'Wall...

Use of the word 'Fella' does as well.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Away games when our fans sing "we pay your benefits"

When we sing 'There's no one there'...