[Misc] Things That Make You Go CRINGE

[TSB]

Utter nonsense.

An opinion cannot be nonsense.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

The should of, would of, could of brigade.

 

[The Clamp]

An opinion cannot be nonsense.

That’s nonsense itself.

 

[TSB]

That’s nonsense itself.

 

[Murray 17]

Balding blokes with some form of pony or rats tail at the back.

Francis Rossi has made quite a good living out of it! [emoji16]

 

[LlcoolJ]

Actually, McIntyre is very funny but realise you have probably lost all your sense of humour, what with being in Sheffield and all that.

Did you nick that "joke" from him?

 

[dazzer6666]

I have to admit that I've just been given a new REALLY poncy bluetooth headset at work, and it is incredible. It is actually also doubles up as a) excellent headphones for music/podcasts, and also successfully drowns out all of the other background noise in the office. A great relief to be able to escape the herd of bellends whilst pretending to be listening in on a conference call.

Haha, I do that. Amazing how often people leave you alone if you keep the earpiece in. The fact TMS can be streamed through the company intranet is a bonus [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The horror! The HORROR! Just seen two utterly CRINGE examples of the same thing in two minutes. Yes, I mean the MOHICAN. Was always a fake thing in the punk era, designed to allow punk JCLs to part Japanese tourists from their UK currency for a photo op on the King's Road. And jusy seen one on Bargain Hunt. AND on the trailer for some sort of darts challenge thing

 

[pearl]

The horror! The HORROR! Just seen two utterly CRINGE examples of the same thing in two minutes. Yes, I mean the MOHICAN. Was always a fake thing in the punk era, designed to allow punk JCLs to part Japanese tourists from their UK currency for a photo op on the King's Road. And jusy seen one on Bargain Hunt. AND on the trailer for some sort of darts challenge thing :facepalm:

I saw the poster the other day, at first I thought it was a flyer for a Peter and the Test Tubes gig

 

[alfredmizen]

Reading about Male Grooming in the other stuff

i got stopped by one of those street surveys the other day , wanted to know what grooming products i use , they got all funny with mr when i told them facebook and haribos.

 

[rippleman]

"Can i get" rather than can i have or i would like - Arrrggghhh

I would urge anybody in retail or a service industry to reply to the uneducated morons who ask "Can I get..?" with just one word.................NO!

 

[rippleman]

Starting a sentence with, "so", or saying, "pre-prepared".

Starting a sentence with "so" is just the 21st century version of "err".

It's just playing for time so their brain can catch up.

 

[schmunk]

Starting a sentence with "so" is just the 21st century version of "err".

It's just playing for time so their brain can catch up.

Umm, what?

 

[rippleman]

Adults: on kids scooters, on skateboards, wearing roller boots.

I just want to (and now and again will) shout GROW UP at them

 

[Insel affe]

Middle aged men in skinny jeans....

 

[LlcoolJ]

Middle aged men in skinny jeans....

Or men of any age in skinny jeans who are fat. Especially those half mast, turn up ones.

Actually anyone who wears those ones full stop.

 

[kentgully]

That effing advert