[Misc] Things That Make You Go CRINGE

[The Clamp]

ha , a week ago i would have said "fairs" ?? my 14 year old said it to me the other day

I'm a very hip young chap (I'm not).

 

[Pevenseagull]

People praising multi millionaire Mick Jagger for pledging a few grand to charity if he is entertained when he attends a test match.

 

[dazzer6666]

People replacing the word ‘family’........

‘I’m going to lunch with the famal....’.

Or even worse ‘famalam’

Dickwits

 

[Taybha]

What about cock rings?

Hello ?

 

[dazzer6666]

People who post stuff, usually self-congratulating for some reason and add ‘that’ at the end. That.

 

[Puppet Master]

Childish nicknames for our players, eg "Muzza", "Knocky". Just use their damn name.

Someone calling Baldock "Balders" last season made me be sick in my mouth.

 

[Easy 10]

I used to as well but stopped when saw an old Harry Enfield sketch.. couple of middle class idiots talking to each other at a party.. "How are we then?" "Reasonable, Reasonable" . Then go on to use the phrase "drop of the old 4 star" when offered a whiskey..

Thats still not entirely swerved me away from its usage, I'll be honest. I think its still uncommon enough to be faintly whimsical.

 

[dazzer6666]

I used to as well but stopped when saw an old Harry Enfield sketch.. couple of middle class idiots talking to each other at a party.. "How are we then?" "Reasonable, Reasonable" . Then go on to use the phrase "drop of the old 4 star" when offered a whiskey..

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I used to work in a branch of Lloyds Bank that had two blokes that were almost the spitting image of these two, and the conversations were similar.....to the point of spookiness, frankly.

‘Begging pardon for extracting the urine.........’ FFS.

https://youtu.be/yjaMs_ioJPA

 

[Norman Potting]

Personalised numberplates

..Particularly if they bear no meaning to anyone other than the owner of the vehicle and/or friends and family. What is the point?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[maltaseagull]

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Just why have we got this dumb b1tch as PM?

She is unique in combining leavers, remainers, Labour & Tory voters in the same thought.

Agreed but look at the alternative.

 

[maltaseagull]

People who post stuff, usually self-congratulating for some reason and add ‘that’ at the end. That.

People who add their opinion to a thread and include end of thread!

You guessed it
End of ......

 

[mikeyjh]

There's no finer thing than a REALLY nice car that doesn't have a personalised number plate. That's class.

At the other end of the spectrum..... actually it's everyone with a personalised plate isn't it. But the ones on shit cars are the worst. Buy a decent car instead you idiots.

It really is, that is the perfect embodiment of cringeworthy for me - Look at me, I've got a set of letters and numbers that in a hugely contrived way somehow resemble my name.

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I used to work in a branch of Lloyds Bank that had two blokes that were almost the spitting image of these two, and the conversations were similar.....to the point of spookiness, frankly.

‘Begging pardon for extracting the urine.........’ FFS.

https://youtu.be/yjaMs_ioJPA

Haven't seen that for years.. thanks for sharing...

 

[Knocky's Nose]

..Particularly if they bear no meaning to anyone other than the owner of the vehicle and/or friends and family. What is the point?

If it has meaning to the person that owns it, isn't that that called 'personalised'... hence the term 'personalised plate'

 

[Norman Potting]

..."pop ups" that invite me to "...write a review of your recent visit to W.H. Smith (or other run of the mill store) to help others" FFS - and before anyone comments yes I know I must be able to disable them somehow but I cannot be ars*d.

...Also excessive hyperbole - MP's are very good at this - think "..was stunned and amazed to visit Fred's recently repainted cornershop in my constituency. It is incredible and will transform the lives of those nearby and regenerate the economic life of the whole community..."

 

[Harry H]

Tats on old ladies

 

[Stat Brother]

Running off to 'teacher' instead of dealing with issues properly.
As typified by one of Bozza's posts in the latest 'things aren't as good as they used to be' thread.

Snidey little cowards, (although one of them is hardly surprising)

 

[SeagullinExile]

Did your STIs also make you multi-millions?

He wasn't short of a few bob already tbf.

It's who you know, not what you know.

And he's not in the slightest bit funny.

 

[surlyseagull]

Knob heads who say they are empowered .