People who lack self awareness
You said it, Bushy, you said it.
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[Misc] Things That Make You Go CRINGE
- Thread starter Tom Hark Preston Park
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You said it, Bushy, you said it.
pearl
Well-known member
Like you do you mean?
SO, actually, I was going to add ... when intelligent, sane adults become parents and tell you ENDLESSLY about little Jimmy's poo ... from the very first one to potty training
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Surely "May I have?" would be the proper way to address the other party?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
How are you with the word 'squire' ?
I must admit to using this with people I am familiar with, both in written and verbal form. I have a vague sense of it making me sound worldly, but I'm wondering now whether it just makes me sound like a catastrophic bell.
People who insist they know the perfect technique for cooking a steak and any other way is unacceptable. Same applies to fry-ups.
Men who leave all the cooking to the wife nearly every day but pull out one signature dish for a dinner party and talk as if they are just picked up their 3rd Michelin star.
People who wear idiocy like a medal “oooh, what am I like”!
This new trend for playing music out of a speaker on a pushbike.
People who bang on about immigration ruining inner city areas when they moved to the leafy Sussex suburbs years ago.
Men who leave all the cooking to the wife nearly every day but pull out one signature dish for a dinner party and talk as if they are just picked up their 3rd Michelin star.
People who wear idiocy like a medal “oooh, what am I like”!
This new trend for playing music out of a speaker on a pushbike.
People who bang on about immigration ruining inner city areas when they moved to the leafy Sussex suburbs years ago.
Indeed. Missus T loaths him, but I find him quite amusing and not the least bit irritating
mikeyjh
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Big mistake there - You absolutely KNOW they would call it an expresso.
TheJasperCo
Well-known member
This thread has gone from listing things that make you cringe to just being another list of trivial annoyances. I am disappointed.
'How's that team of yours doing?' said heartily like they really want to know. A small part of me, meanwhile, dies.
The time my dad went up the Mill House pub where he had never before set foot because he'd got wind of the fact I was having a first date with a new young lady (I was 17 at the time), ambled in all innocent, bought us a drink, and then plonked himself down for a chat. I am shaking my head now, in disbelief, just thinking about it.
Nigel Farrage, especially when he does his matey schtick just before launching into a fact that he twists into the basis of a speculative lie, while smirking at his own cleverness (or is it the delicious smug feel of his mink underpants fluffing his shaven bollocks?).
Gordon Brown, when he did that 'I see a camera so I'd better smile and lose an election' thing.
Thinking about any posts by one particular nobber on NSC I have long since blocked. Ugh!
The time my dad went up the Mill House pub where he had never before set foot because he'd got wind of the fact I was having a first date with a new young lady (I was 17 at the time), ambled in all innocent, bought us a drink, and then plonked himself down for a chat. I am shaking my head now, in disbelief, just thinking about it.
Nigel Farrage, especially when he does his matey schtick just before launching into a fact that he twists into the basis of a speculative lie, while smirking at his own cleverness (or is it the delicious smug feel of his mink underpants fluffing his shaven bollocks?).
Gordon Brown, when he did that 'I see a camera so I'd better smile and lose an election' thing.
Thinking about any posts by one particular nobber on NSC I have long since blocked. Ugh!
Ludensian Gull
Well-known member
Just opened a bottle of St Peters plum porter, that's just made me cringe . Bloody vile 
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
Nope, not angry. Do what you like! It's a free world. Take your alloys off and drive a tank over them for all I care. People who do that just make me cringe, as per the thread title...
Why people think it's okay to trash their possessions with no thought or care is beyond me though. I assume they buy a nice new pair of jeans and crawl to the pub on their hands and knees in them, or polish their new oak dining table with Jif and 80 grit sandpaper? It's just a lack of respect for something they work hard for which makes me (and I say again, as per the thread title) cringe...
We're all different.
Do you mean people who use the internet, or northerners talking about it, or southerners playfully mimicking northrners talking about it for low comedic effect?
'Appen my money is on the third option
LowKarate
New member
U OK Hun?
nail-Z
Well-known member
That bloody postcode lottery advert.
People begging for charity money for doing outdoor pursuits.
Every everyday but if bad luck being turned into a just giving campaign. Virtue signalling at it’s cringiest.
Every everyday but if bad luck being turned into a just giving campaign. Virtue signalling at it’s cringiest.
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
People who put 'defiantly' when they mean 'definitely'.
Whitechapel
Famous Last Words
Aye.
But neither are anything like as bad as THE most cringiest football club term, "Wet Spam". Anyone using that is a massive bell end.
i see your wet spam and raise you a man ure
I'm not done yet...
MILLWANK.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
People use the phrase “Loserpoo”.
Two for One there...
I win.