[Help] Things that keep me awake

[Coldeanseagull]

Things that keep me awake at night? Let me think? Nothing, I think...let me sleep on it

 

[Sirnormangall]

I worry about how snow plough drivers get to work - mainly in December / January. I sleep better in the summer months.

 

[The Rattler]

I worry about how snow plough drivers get to work - mainly in December / January. I sleep better in the summer months.

Working from home?


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[Eric Potts]

I worry about how snow plough drivers get to work - mainly in December / January. I sleep better in the summer months.

Are you a follower of HMHB ?

 

[Jeremiah]

It usually starts with me thinking "put the ball out and settle for a point , but somehow it gets worked out to the left wing and loops into our area. However, I am comforted by the double fact that Burn has it covered and even if it reaches Benteke he will laughingly trip over it. But then....."

Once the thought enters my head I know that I'll be awake for hours .

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Kelly Brook tapping on my window pestering me for sex every bloody night.

 

[sully]

In my fretting and concern, I should have qualified it with 'a table of infinite length on a flat part of the M3'.

How can the table be of infinite length when the M3 isn’t? You’d also struggle on some of the bends.

 

[raymondo]

If you had a snooker table with no end cushions, how far could a decent player hit the cue ball with a solid, clean hit?

Just until it falls off the table where the cushion used to be

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Kelly Brook tapping on my window pestering me for sex every bloody night.

That's embarrassing, it means I wasn't enough.

 

[Nitram]

Kelly Brook tapping on my window pestering me for sex every bloody night.

I’ll swap mine’s Graham Norton.

 

[CaergybiGull]

With you on that one...

Also the Pigeons who do their little 'shag dance' on my balcony at half six every morning. Is there such a thing as exploding bird seed?

I'm sure if you ask the boy pigeon, the answer would be yes. Possibly "Coo!"

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

To calculate the answer, Newton's second law is used, but the following information is also required.

To calculate initial ball velocity:
E = energy used [to whack the ball] - need to know weight of cue-stick and strength of arm - in Newtons [energy]

Next we need to understand the object:
M = the mass of the snooker ball - Aramith balls are 142 grams
R = the radius of the snooker ball - Aramith balls have a diameter of 2 & 1/16 inches, so R = 1 & 1/32 inch

Then, to ascertain distance travelled, we need to factor in the environment variables:
F = friction - the friction of the green baize slowing the ball down - assmed the cloth nap is standard [top of table to bottom] so increased nap-resistance will be present
A = Air resistance, including any wind effect - 1 bar is assumed, at sea-level

Computer says 51.28 metres.

 

[The Clamp]

Why is it most planets and stars are round? How come?

My guess would be some combination of gravity and centrifugal forces.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

If you had a snooker table with no end cushions, how far could a decent player hit the cue ball with a solid, clean hit?

Regardless of distance travelled the referee would have no option other than to call a foul and a miss.