Things that get right on your tits...

[Biscuit]

The other day I held the door open for a bloke coming out of the bank and after he had passed me in silence I very politely said

'I'm sorry, what did you say'

he said 'I didn't say anything'

I then said 'Oh, I thought you said thank you'

As he walked away he had a face like a smacked ar*e, he still didn't thank me but I felt better!

Or is that just what you wished you had said and in reality you said nothing can carried on?

 

[Biscuit]

I f***ing HATE THE 'CLIP

DIE YOU BASTARD.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Unknowns who call England a vile place to live.

Go away.

 

[Simster]

Watching Australian batsmen trot to 70 without loss without alarm and then see English fielders drop a catch.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I can deal with that. I must admit that with residential parking at a premium in Brighton there is nothing worse than some frickin' skip in your street because some inconsiderate bugger has £125 to burn and is too lazy to get rid of his/her rubbish by more considerate means. It's people like you FWY who force me to circle the streets five times before finding a parking space, and I will happily dump my rubbish in any such skip as I feel it is the least the skip owner can do to compensate the local drivers.





If of course the skip is on your private driveway, or you live in a road where parking is not at a premium I take it all back.

Parking not a premium and all the neighbours support Bristol City.
So f*** them.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

People who think they know better than the ref

You think you can do better? Fine. You go and qualify, then ref week in week out, and tell me I should be getting absolutely everything right, and should put up with crap from you and your players.

 

[butters(___!___)buttocks]

Walking through Lewes today the footpath was narrow and covered in scaffolding for quite a distance. Halfway though walking along this bit of pavement, an old dear one of those red motorised buggie/wheelchair things comes along in the opposite direction.

Being a gentlemen, I stepped to one side to let her through. Did she say thanks or even smile politely - did she f**k.

I know her. And she does. She's a great shag

 

[Barnet Seagull]

and speed bumps which are too high and mess up your exhaust

cars that are too low.

 

[zefarelly]

people that sit in the middle lane doing 65mph
BMW drivers
tailgaters
aslip streaming lorry drivers doing 0.000002mph more than the guy in front and therefore blocking 2 lanes

whingeing neighbours who can't reverse park . . .you know who you are you fat ugly old trout

a vast majority of Tara signs employees who just don't give a flying f*** about their work, therefore making my job as a project manager nigh on impossible, I have never ever worked anywhere so slap dash piss poor and low quality in every respect.

and relax

 

[Slowhand]

Or is that just what you wished you had said and in reality you said nothing can carried on?

No...

It happened as described.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Threads on here containing people moaning about what annoys them.

 

[Dave the OAP]

People who think they know better than the ref

You think you can do better? Fine. You go and qualify, then ref week in week out, and tell me I should be getting absolutely everything right, and should put up with crap from you and your players.

shutup you useless ref

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

shutup you useless ref

But I am of course a fantastic ref, and this does not affect me

 

[Bakesy]

SMOKERS....................

 

[Richard Whiteley]

nationalists. Immature f***ing kunts whatever stupid bloody country they are from. grow up wankers.

 

[dougdeep]

People who keep posting in foreign languages.

 

[Bakesy]

people that sit in the middle lane doing 65mph
BMW drivers
tailgaters
aslip streaming lorry drivers doing 0.000002mph more than the guy in front and therefore blocking 2 lanes

whingeing neighbours who can't reverse park . . .you know who you are you fat ugly old trout

a vast majority of Tara signs employees who just don't give a flying f*** about their work, therefore making my job as a project manager nigh on impossible, I have never ever worked anywhere so slap dash piss poor and low quality in every respect.

and relax

Does Sharon still run the company?

 

[Bakesy]

People who keep posting in foreign languages.

 

[sams dad]

People who allow their dogs to foul the pavement .Lazy bastards.I live in Saltdean which is surrounded by open Downland where dogs can sh*t to their hearts content,but far too many people can't be bothered to take their mutts out onto the fields.Consequently,walking on the pavement is often similar to negotiating a path through a minefield.
Don't get me wrong,I love dogs and have two of my own-it's the f*****g owners who get on my tits

 

[Bakesy]

Shane Warne