Things that get right on your tits...

[patcham seagulls]

tailgaters on the a23 in the morning. 80-85 mph and two feet behind me very clever!
people who let their dogs crap all over my sons juniofr football pitch,the lumps i can deal with but the runny ones make me reach every time.

 

[Dave the OAP]

riders of those little scooter/motor bike things who think they are barry Sheene or Evil Kaneevil

wankers

 

[Dave the OAP]

tailgaters on the a23 in the morning. 80-85 mph and two feet behind me very clever!
people who let their dogs crap all over my sons juniofr football pitch,the lumps i can deal with but the runny ones make me reach every time.

get out my f***ing way then you pussy.
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[Monkey Man]

People who say that drivers in the middle lane are somehow moronic. OK, so those of us who drive at 70 mph should constantly zigzag into the slow lane behind the lorries we will be overtaking in five seconds' time? And that's safer than the 85 mph BMWs taligating us? Grow up!

Or the trafific reports discussing "rubberneckers" slowing down to get an eyeful of the carnage on the other carriageway. We'd be less than human if we saw a flashing blue light ahead and kept going at the maximum speed and even when we saw a crash we kept going at the same mph. Even braking to 65 mph will create a wave effect that creates a small jam ... what do the traffic "journalists" suggest ... that we all look the other way and put our foot down?

 

[Bakesy]

People who say that drivers in the middle lane are somehow moronic. OK, so those of us who drive at 70 mph should constantly zigzag into the slow lane behind the lorries we will be overtaking in five seconds' time? And that's safer than the 85 mph BMWs taligating us? Grow up!

Or the trafific reports discussing "rubberneckers" slowing down to get an eyeful of the carnage on the other carriageway. We'd be less than human if we saw a flashing blue light ahead and kept going at the maximum speed and even when we saw a crash we kept going at the same mph. Even braking to 65 mph will create a wave effect that creates a small jam ... what do the traffic "journalists" suggest ... that we all look the other way and put our foot down?

YOUR FOOT SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN DOWN AS FAR AS IT WILL GO............

 

[Monkey Man]

YOUR FOOT SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN DOWN AS FAR AS IT WILL GO............

And why exactly should that be?

 

[Ned]

My bra

Me when I can get that off

 

[Yorkie]

We should do the same as the Belgians and plant shrubs in the central reservation so that the opposite carriageway cannot be seen.
It helps at night too as you don't get dazzled by oncoming headlights in unlit areas.

 

[Dover]

Cheesecutters on central reservations, rather than Armco. hit it on a motorbike and you lose limbs rather than get possible crush injuries.

 

[Dover]

We should do the same as the Belgians and plant shrubs in the central reservation so that the opposite carriageway cannot be seen.
It helps at night too as you don't get dazzled by oncoming headlights in unlit areas.

Like most of the A1.

 

[Slowhand]

People who say that drivers in the middle lane are somehow moronic. OK, so those of us who drive at 70 mph should constantly zigzag into the slow lane behind the lorries we will be overtaking in five seconds' time? And that's safer than the 85 mph BMWs taligating us? Grow up!

Or the trafific reports discussing "rubberneckers" slowing down to get an eyeful of the carnage on the other carriageway. We'd be less than human if we saw a flashing blue light ahead and kept going at the maximum speed and even when we saw a crash we kept going at the same mph. Even braking to 65 mph will create a wave effect that creates a small jam ... what do the traffic "journalists" suggest ... that we all look the other way and put our foot down?

I think you will find that the middle lane is described as an overtaking lane, and not for the sole use of 'morons' doing 70 mph.

If you don't understand how motorways work then don't drive on them.

 

[Titanic]

Me when I can get that off

Get a room

 

[dougdeep]

People who can't be bothered to use capital letters and abbreviations. Text speak also.

 

[pasty]

The 1840 London Bridge->Brighton service. Delayed or cancelled more times than it actually runs. That really gets on my tits.

 

[We're the Stripes]

ITV's Championship coverage.

 

[B.M.F]

Tim Lovejoy and his f***ing annoying EASY chants

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

speed bumps...why do they call em that? if anything they make you slow down!!!! oh yeh................................89th minute fuckin equalisers!

 

[the wanderbus]

cristiano ronaldo, joe cole & anyone else that keeps doing pointless stepovers. if I was a player I'd sythe the c unts in two

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

drink drivers

 

[Monkey Man]

I think you will find that the middle lane is described as an overtaking lane, and not for the sole use of 'morons' doing 70 mph.

If you don't understand how motorways work then don't drive on them.

Hmm. So if one is driving past a succession of lorries one must constantly cut in behind each one of them ... or perhaps opt for the safer option of sticking in the middle and reducing the amount of manouevres required? Have a think...