Things I've heard Paul Barber blamed for this week

[Commander]

Azure's failed catering contract
The Amex transport problems
The fat steward's lack of people skills
Bolton fans standing up
Chilli pies running out
The poor atmosphere in the North Stand for evening games
The massive price increase for the 2014-2015 season in the Premier League
The replacing of Piglet's Pantry pies and Harveys with Pukka Pies and Carlsberg

I thought we could keep it all in one thread, so feel free to add to it whenever you think of something, Brighton / football related or not, that you could somehow blame Paul Barber for, or failing that can accuse him of doing in two years time.

 

[seagullondon]

MY new haircut, Barber messed it right up

 

[detsknil]

I had my car serviced today, cost me £340, definitely Paul Barbers fault.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Global Warming

 

[Return of the Rev]

Also messed up my trip to Seville in 82

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Just a had a hot chocolate. It was a bit too hot and it burnt my tongue a little. Barber OUT.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Has he taken over from Mark McGhee? Everything used to be his fault

 

[Everest]

Has he taken over from Mark McGhee?

If he has, it's all Barber's fault

 

[The Large One]

Has he taken over from Mark McGhee? Everything used to be his fault

Paul Barber and Ashley Barnes are the current panto villains. They could even write a song...

Barber Barnes barred Barbara Ann...

 

[Stat Brother]

My knee hurts.



Fookin Barber.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Azure's failed catering contract
The Amex transport problems
The fat steward's lack of people skills
Bolton fans standing up
Chilli pies running out
The poor atmosphere in the North Stand for evening games
The massive price increase for the 2014-2015 season in the Premier League
The replacing of Piglet's Pantry pies and Harveys with Pukka Pies and Carlsberg

I thought we could keep it all in one thread, so feel free to add to it whenever you think of something, Brighton / football related or not, that you could somehow blame Paul Barber for, or failing that can accuse him of doing in two years time.

Don't forget the Gullys girls/group saga is all his fault aswell!

 

[albion534]

Just had a massive shit which hurt my bum

BARBER OUT

 

[Camicus]

My knee hurts.



Fookin Barber.

My knob hurts f***ing Barber

 

[mistahclarke]

I've had a shit day at work, and it's cold. FFS Barber!

 

[smeariestbat]

i cant find my christmas decorations. All Barbers fault!

 

[Steve.S]

Azure's failed catering contract
The Amex transport problems
The fat steward's lack of people skills
Bolton fans standing up
Chilli pies running out
The poor atmosphere in the North Stand for evening games
The massive price increase for the 2014-2015 season in the Premier League
The replacing of Piglet's Pantry pies and Harveys with Pukka Pies and Carlsberg

I thought we could keep it all in one thread, so feel free to add to it whenever you think of something, Brighton / football related or not, that you could somehow blame Paul Barber for, or failing that can accuse him of doing in two years time.

Reading a few of your post today, and you seem to refer to the steward as fat in a derogatory way. In another post you Mention people doing their job right and the need to fire stewards if they do not. You point out that if you do not do your job properly that you would be fired. I would if any part of your job allows you to call people fat, just because they are overweight. I take you have had dealings with this steward, I would ask if its his people skills or yours that are lacking. He may not be good at his job, he may need retraining. But the the bloody hell has that got to do with his weight?

 

[Stat Brother]

Azure's failed catering contract
The Amex transport problems
The fat steward's lack of people skills
Bolton fans standing up
Chilli pies running out
The poor atmosphere in the North Stand for evening games
The massive price increase for the 2014-2015 season in the Premier League
The replacing of Piglet's Pantry pies and Harveys with Pukka Pies and Carlsberg

I thought we could keep it all in one thread, so feel free to add to it whenever you think of something, Brighton / football related or not, that you could somehow blame Paul Barber for, or failing that can accuse him of doing in two years time.

In all seriousness you forgot about:-

Being only interested in making money.

 

[Everest]

Just had a massive shit which hurt my bum

BARBER OUT

What was he doing in there anyway?

 

[albion534]

What was he doing in there anyway?

Supposed to be there for moral support

 

[nwgull]

Reading a few of your post today, and you seem to refer to the steward as fat in a derogatory way. In another post you Mention people doing their job right and the need to fire stewards if they do not. You point out that if you do not do your job properly that you would be fired. I would if any part of your job allows you to call people fat, just because they are overweight. I take you have had dealings with this steward, I would ask if its his people skills or yours that are lacking. He may not be good at his job, he may need retraining. But the the bloody hell has that got to do with his weight?

What's wrong with calling a fat bloke a fat bloke? It's his choice to eat the pies.