There's gonna be a fight in a minute

[Kryten]

Surely not in Brighton is it?

Location: Southampton

 

[Parson Henry]

Surely not in Brighton is it?

Oops think I messed up there!

 

[Faldo]

How big is her husband?

 

[Kryten]

what's going on now?

 

[On the Left Wing]

It's all gone quiet over there .....


Hiney, Hiney ... are you okay??

 

[CHAPPERS]

I reckon he's been bitch slapped.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Fill the paddling pool up with mud. Get them to wear their bikinis and get stuck into a mud fight.
Top stuff.

 

[On the Left Wing]

I reckon he's been bitch slapped.

That ... or her 16st lorry driver husband has just come home ....

 

[On the Left Wing]

Live pictures .... the entire street has joined in:

 

[Parson Henry]

That ... or her 16st lorry driver husband has just come home ....

There's no hiney there!..there's no hiney there!

Hiney Hiney what's the score..Hiney whats the score

 

[Hiney]

And in a startling development, it appears that the Stupid bitch chav slut has gone into hiding, clearly worried at the prospect of a good kicking.

I'll keep you posted with the latest

 

[The Large One]

Someone call Meridian, they are bound to want to cover this.

"and coming up later, football from the weekend plus live coverage of Urban Housewives Tag Team wrestling from the streets of Southampton".

Just as well it's from Southampton. They'd cover it in depth, with post-brawl interviews before the brief snippets from the Brighton mud-wrestling match.

 

[Soton Seagull]

If I see a stream of Ambulances whizzing passed on my way home, I'll know it's action time.

 

[Kev the Ape]

ding dong round 1. Come on hiney kick the hell out of them.

 

[Hiney]

come on get home now let the fight beginig!!!!!!!!!! u old bag!
from sophie mr and mrs Hineys daughter

 

[Hiney]

 

[Wardy]

come on get home now let the fight beginig!!!!!!!!!! u old bag!
from sophie mr and mrs Hineys daughter

Nice daughter you have there mate

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Thats Saintsville for you Hiney. Come home to Brighton and you're wife won't have to 'educate' the neighbours!!!

 

[Braders]

GWARN HINEEEEEEEEEEEY !

FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT.....

 

[The Large One]

How old is Hiney's daughter that she is allowed to say 'f*** off' to her parents, then get entire neighbourhood involved in a massive bitchfest?