There's gonna be a fight in a minute

[DTES]

Quality. I'm gutted that I only just read this thread for the first time.

BTW Hiney, you don't send your children to St Anne's School do you? Absolutely full of pikey's there, most of them come into Woolies thinking they're the dogs bollocks...

 

[Hiney]

Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

 

[Hiney]

Quality. I'm gutted that I only just read this thread for the first time.

BTW Hiney, you don't send your children to St Anne's School do you? Absolutely full of pikey's there, most of them come into Woolies thinking they're the dogs bollocks...

Wildern School, Hedge End, where our eldest son is Head Boy

Not a Pikey in sight (well, sort of.......)

Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

 

[B.M.F]

You should have noticed by the non burberry door mate

 

[DTES]

Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I am alive once again. Those two months in the new place without internet access were awful, may I never go through such again.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

 

[Croydonbloke]

Live pictures .... the entire street has joined in:

Thanks for following my instructions earlier re:- mud bath.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Wildern School, Hedge End, where our eldest son is Head Boy

Not a Pikey in sight (well, sort of.......)

Good to hear from you again Dan, you've obviously warmed up again after the Swindon game!!!!!!!!!

They have head boys at detention centres these days? What is the world coming to!!!

 

[Braders]

Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

 

[The Large One]

That penultimate line, Hiney - I genuinely didn't see that coming. Funny as f***.

 

[Stevenage Boro Stu]

sod the Stevenage Boro chat sites they're all full of football stuff. This is the really important issue of the day.

Go Hiney

 

[Brovion]

Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

That's better! That's the Britain we read about in the Daily Mail.

 

[Wardy]

Try this instead:

I saw her car come round the corner and said "Jus - the f***ing bitch is here, let's go and give her a good shoeing"

We went over the road and banged on her door "We know you're in there you foul-mouthed SLAAAAG. Come out now or we put the door in"

As she came out Justine launched herself at her and shouted "Don't you tell me daughter to f*** Off you pathetic little pikey". With this she lunged forward and butted her full on the nose and then watched with a smirk on her face as her already bulbous nose was transformed into a sticky red mass of blood, bone and gristle.

Her husband then came out and the normally mild-mannered Hiney delivered a swift punch to the face, followed by a deftly-administered kick in the bollocks. "Take that you WANKER - you ought to try keeping your wife under control mate, she's a f***ing liability mate"

We then walked off, leaving them wallowing in a pool of blood, satisfied that they had been taught a good lesson in manners. They won't mess with us again.

It was then that we realised that in our haste, we had knocked on the wrong door.

1-0 to The Hineys

You should write for the Daily Sport

 

[Brighton till i die]

quality Hiney........nuff said!!



Burberry, La la la!!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Yes a bit to be honest.
It's the one on the left. Nice funbags!
The other one looks like Steptoe.

Good call Magoo, knew I could rely on you for careful consideration

 

[Brighton till i die]

im sure you can see her nips!!!

oh dear!

 

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[The Large One]

Sorry to shamelessly bounce this, but can this thread can into NSC Gold, please? I don't normally laugh out loud at many threads, but this one really does deserve a good suck on the comedy pipe.

 

[On the Left Wing]

I agree .... it seems we have all become part of a reality TV show in the Hiney's home this week