The zombie apocalypse has started.

[shoreham seagull 1973]

Mobile phone, remote control and the missus pussy (cat). All of them lethal.

 

[happypig]

Mrs H. If they attack during the wrong week of the month, god help them.

 

[El Sid]

A pinata stick

 

[Dewe-Road-Gull]

Bottle of Sailor Jerry, Paintball mask and my car insurance documents

 

[GreersElbow]

Nothing, be lightweight and head to sainsbury's on Lewes Road.

 

[wardy wonder land]

to the left - office desk phone, heavy hand set but only a 0.5M range due to the cord

why only the left ? i'm much better equiped to the right

to the right - 3 mugs (1 albion) pint glass, glass paper weight, 4-hole hole punch, model of the Galata tower, nearest the pin golf throphy

 

[spongy]

I've got a vernier gauge, micrometer, permenant marker and some paperwork. I'm done for.

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

A lady on the train, who clearly hit a few branches when she fell out of the ugly tree!

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

I have a spoon.

 

[Camicus]

<<<<<<<This westie we are good to go

 

[willyfantastic]

a kettle bell

 

[TheJasperCo]

Are zombies the ones that morph back into life when you lop their heads off and blow them up?

 

[Godstar]

Does it have to be on my left? Reason being - Left is a 1968 Gretsch White Falcon (mint cond.) mother-of-pearl inlays, & to my right, a stroppy 13yr old daughter in mid-flounce.
Maybe if i turn 180 degrees...HOORAY, problem solved!!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Does it have to be on my left? Reason being - Left is a 1968 Gretsch White Falcon (mint cond.) mother-of-pearl inlays, & to my right, a stroppy 13yr old daughter in mid-flounce.
Maybe if i turn 180 degrees...HOORAY, problem solved!!

In your case I think the rules can be bent slightly. Stroppy 13 year old it is then.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

An electric heater and a desk lamp. I do have a couple of hockey sticks and a set of golf clubs at the foot of the bed though and live next door to a shop that sells katanas/samuri swords so if anyone can help me get through the metal shutter on the shop front we'll be nicely set up. I have a feeling it still has a full set of plate mail armour in there too but not been in in months and it might slow you down while I run away! Then again it will add a bit of time to them tearing you up so I'll be too long gone to witness your death

 

[Adders1]

A heavy duty hole punch

 

[ryeseagull]

An ancient microfilm reader on a cart.

 

[Pavilionaire]

A round, ceramic drinks coaster and a stapler. I have a fighting chance, methinks.

 

[dingodan]

A pillow.

 

[Mental Lental]

A small Japanese girl.

I hope she's a secret ninja and is packing a shit load of shurikens.