The zombie apocalypse has started.

[Meade's Ball]

A 100-high pile of mediocre sudokus, my home-made Freddie Kreuger gloves and a bag of tasty babies.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'm joining the zombies. They are the future.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

My ready wit and an enormous cock.

 

[Don Quixote]

Pink Xbox 360 controller

 

[Curious Orange]

A Bic Biro (black), a hole punch, and a copy of "Windows PowerShell 2.0 - Administrators Pocket Consultant"....

Err...

... on reflection, I for one welcome our new partially-deceased Overlords!

 

[Gullys Cats]

A Starbucks chair!
Hahaha!

 

[Postman Pat]

My monitor, my lunchbox, a bottle of water and a desk fan...... I think I have a fighting chance if I can just get the blade out of the fan.

 

[T soprano]

Kill the person next to me I hate him anyway (Wayne the hod carrier ) open him up then cover myself in his intestines & spleen I'd then go unnoticed by the zombies they'd just smell death & rotting flesh and just go about my daily business

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Barry Manilow

So you're standing next to the actual Barry Manilow? Are you going to push him toward the horde and make a bolt while they feast on him or will he sing copacobana at them until they whither away to dust?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Awww sheeyyt.

iPhone, Mug and a PC Speaker.

Come at me Zombie WANKERS.

 

[vegster]

A cordless phone, a desk tidy containing about 8 nice sharp Bic Biro's and a can of Daktarin Athletes foot powder.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Kill the person next to me I hate him anyway (Wayne the hod carrier ) open him up then cover myself in his intestines & spleen I'd then go unnoticed by the zombies they'd just smell death & rotting flesh and just go about my daily business

I think you've got that a bit wrong.

The only way you can avoid detection is to smother yourself in the innards of the INFECTED. If your colleague isn't infected you'll basically be walking around like a dressed crab surrounded by a flock of seagulls.

 

[T soprano]

I think you've got that a bit wrong.

The only way you can avoid detection is to smother yourself in the innards of the INFECTED. If your colleague isn't infected you'll basically be walking around like a dressed crab surrounded by a flock of seagulls.

Believe me when I say Wayne the hod carrier is already a zombie well the intelligence of one anyway

But you are right though I remember from the first series of walking dead they covered themselves with the insides of a dead zombie ( well at least I think it was )

 

[birthofanorange]

A copy of Rosemary Conley's Ultimate workout dvd, a fan heater and a grasshopper made from palm fronds.

 

[jackanada]

Curses. The only thing to my left is a surly jailbait goth. If she was fat I could throw her to the hoard and make my escape but she's probably only a few pounds above organ failure. Think I'm best off picking her up and using her as a cudgel.

 

[Bold Seagull]

A satsuma, and a scientific calculator circa 1990.

 

[elninobonito]

A Highlighter, bag of Minstrels and a Spongebob Squarepants teddy.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

My ready wit and an enormous cock.

Whose cock is it to the left of you

 

[TheFatBallBoy]

An aubergine,sweet potato and a couple shallots and A LIVE ALBUM OF MASS DESTRUCTION LES MISSILE

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

3 flags from the first league game at The Amex and a table lamp.