The "Would You..." Game

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This is my favourite game to play at work when bored. You simply ask someone a really dodgy question or immoral poser, eg "Would you roger your dad to save your mum?" then get them to ask you one back. Easy.

So, we're gonna play it. You answer the dodgy q above you, then finish the post with a question for the next muppet.

I'll start;

Christine Aguilera - would you, if she'd JUST died?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Just to clarify... Was it a peaceful death, a death caused by something contagious or are there bits of her missing?

 

[severnside gull]

she would have to have done

 

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Nah she's all good, all in one piece. Doesn't smell yet. She looks beautiful, like she's sleeping. But she WANTS you, big boy.

 

[The Wizard]

Pahhh, Why not?

 

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Pahhh, Why not?

Good. Now you ask one.


(Christ it's like being a primary school teacher in here sometimes)

 

[The Wizard]

Good. Now you ask one.


(Christ it's like being a primary school teacher in here sometimes)

Cheryl Cole covered in shit?

(I would by the way...)

 

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Cheryl Cole covered in shit?

(I would by the way...)

No.

Would your slap your prick round your mum's face for £200?

 

[Gerbil]

Nah she's all good, all in one piece. Doesn't smell yet. She looks beautiful, like she's sleeping. But she WANTS you, big boy.

definatly.

 

[nail-Z]

This is my favourite game to play at work when bored. You simply ask someone a really dodgy question or immoral poser, eg "Would you roger your dad to save your mum?" then get them to ask you one back. Easy.

So, we're gonna play it. You answer the dodgy q above you, then finish the post with a question for the next muppet.

I'll start;

Christine Aguilera - would you, if she'd JUST died?

Yep. Then I'd flip her over and do it all again.


Would you rather look like a fish, or smell of fish?

 

[ali jenkins]

Cheryl Cole covered in shit?

(I would by the way...)

Yes.

Would you be the 'meat' in a tramp anal sandwuch if it meant you had a weekend with Danii Minogue?

 

[Durlston]

No.

Would your slap your prick round your mum's face for £200?

Yes.For £2000 though.

Would you drink your own jizz once a week if it meant double the supply you have now for the rest of your life?

 

[Husty]

No.

Would your slap your prick round your mum's face for £200?

Only if she didnt know it was me doing the slapping (would badly need the cash as well)

Would you suck off a dog for a night with any girl of your choice in the world?

 

[nail-Z]

This isn't really working is it.

 

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Yep. Then I'd flip her over and do it all again.


Would you rather look like a fish, or smell of fish?

Smell. (I'd just wash loads and loads, as much deodrant as poss etc)

Would you do Cheryl Cole if with every thrust in, your mother who is in the next room gets an almighty SMACK in the face from a huge great big hench bloke. You can hear her cries of pain and "Son, stop gyrating"

 

[Whitterz]

Only if she didnt know it was me doing the slapping (would badly need the cash as well)

Would you suck off a dog for a night with any girl of your choice in the world?

you sick bastard.




to answer your question, yes, yes i would.

 

[severnside gull]

Yes.

Would you be the 'meat' in a tramp anal sandwuch if it meant you had a weekend with Danii Minogue?

clarify please................is Dannii Minogue one of the tramps?

 

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Yes.For £2000 though.

Would you drink your own jizz once a week if it meant double the supply you have now for the rest of your life?

Yes

Yes.

Would you be the 'meat' in a tramp anal sandwuch if it meant you had a weekend with Danii Minogue?

No

Would you suck off a dog for a night with any girl of your choice in the world?

Yes

Would you shag any girl you wanted in the world if Graham Norton is naked, in front of you wanking and felching Dale Winton. Your head is forced up during and your eyes wedged open.

 

[Gerbil]

Yep. Then I'd flip her over and do it all again.


Would you rather look like a fish, or smell of fish?

Look.

Would you shag Ian Dowie, if it meant you could shag any women of your choice?

 

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Someone else answer I'm sick of sucking off alsations and getting bummed by tramps now for a night with that Geordie bint