bristolseagull
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would you f*** a slag with full blow aids for a million pounds?
would you f*** a slag with full blow aids for a million pounds?
Abso-f***ing-lutely!!
Would you burn your cock or balls with a lighter for 10 seconds without stopping for a grand?
No.
Would you f*** your fit sister for 5 grand if she was on her deathbed and it was her final wish?
to win the lottery, would you lick in between nelson mandela's toes whilst steven hawking dribbles into your gaping bum-hole?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3324592 said:errrrrrrrrr.........hmmmmmm.....God...... no (just)
Would you shag a 9 year old girl ONCE if it meant a lifetime of love/marriage whatever with ANY woman you want in the world
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3324588 said:Ruin my wedding night for a grand? Nee chance.
Would you give Guy Butters an all over body massage with happy ending for Brighton to stay up this year?
No.¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3324599 said:Deffo!
Would you rub YOUR OWN shit into your face in a public crowded street for a free mobile phone of your choice?
edit: no that's a bit crap ok a car up to the value of £15,000?
Hmmm, any woman I want you say?......still no I guess....
Would you lick your grandads ball sack for 10 thousand big ones?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3324599 said:Deffo!
Would you rub YOUR OWN shit into your face in a public crowded street for a free mobile phone of your choice?
f*** that! league two here we come!
No.
Edit: Yes.
Would you rub still warm dogshit into your japseye for a half time blowjob from the gully's girl of your choice?
possibly. for a night with bernie nolan, would you let yourself be spit roasted by carlos tevez and simon weston in a crispy sandwich?
Absolutely 100% YES
Would you let your girlfriend shit on your face for 1000 pounds?
Absolutely 100% YES
Would you let your girlfriend shit on your face for 1000 pounds?
definately. to get beer for the rest of your life, would you sniff vanessa feltz's fanny flaps whilst giant haystacks invaded your sphincter?
I'd do it for free.
Would you wank off Ian Huntley for 1,million quid?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3324618 said:Guy, come ON
Would you shag Katherine Jenkins if with every thrust in, your knob gets 5mm smaller?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3324625 said:Yeah
Would you shag ANY woman in the world you want if your mum has to be in the room watching you.