The "Would You..." Game

[Munkfish]

Yeah I'd do it for free.

Would you kiss your mum with tongues for 30 seconds for £50k?

If she got 50k too yes.

would you rather cut your banjo string with a pair of scissors or rip your arsehole having a dildo shoved up it. ( you cant have both )

 

[Scanny]

This is my favourite game to play at work when bored. You simply ask someone a really dodgy question or immoral poser, eg "Would you roger your dad to save your mum?" then get them to ask you one back. Easy.

So, we're gonna play it. You answer the dodgy q above you, then finish the post with a question for the next muppet.

I'll start;

Christine Aguilera - would you, if she'd JUST died?

Danny Seagull, you are a f***ed up individual.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Danny Seagull, you are a f***ed up individual.

Come on then?

 

[Scanny]

Come on then?

Sure.

Anyday you f***ing mug.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

If she got 50k too yes.

would you rather cut your banjo string with a pair of scissors or rip your arsehole having a dildo shoved up it. ( you cant have both )

Dildo up arse.

Would you get spit-roasted by Peter Stringfellow and Mick Hucknall for £1000 worth of Amazon vouchers?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sure.

Anyday you f***ing mug.

Can it not be Thursday nights? That's Bingo night.

 

[Scanny]

Dildo up arse.

Would you get spit-roasted by Peter Stringfellow and Mick Hucknall for £1000 worth of Amazon vouchers?

Scared twat.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Scared twat.

f*** you, you dumpy little fuckwit. I ain't cancelling my Bingo for anyone. f***ing bastard. Piss off. You make me sick. f***ing rip your eyes out you failed abortion.

 

[Scanny]

f*** you, you dumpy little fuckwit. I ain't cancelling my Bingo for anyone. f***ing bastard. Piss off. You make me sick. f***ing rip your eyes out you failed abortion.

Bye bye

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Bye bye

Oh... you're going?

But I thought we had something beautiful going?

 

[Durlston]

Nah

Would you shag Cameron Diaz, just the once but IF you shoot your load your right arm will fall off?

Yeah.Some medications can slow down spilling your seed so i'd take that risk.I'm left-handed anyway so it wouldn't matter but i've always wanked with my right hand for some reason.

 

[The Wizard]

f*** you, you dumpy little fuckwit. I ain't cancelling my Bingo for anyone. f***ing bastard. Piss off. You make me sick. f***ing rip your eyes out you failed abortion.

Dildo up arse.

Would you get spit-roasted by Peter Stringfellow and Mick Hucknall for £1000 worth of Amazon vouchers?

Probably.

Would you insert a 8 inch dildo into John Prescott's crease for a weekend away with Emma Watson?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Probably.

Would you insert a 8 inch dildo into John Prescott's crease for a weekend away with Emma Watson?

Yeah, easy... come on Wiz, poor effort.

Would you shag Jolie if she had a minny like the bird from "Teeth" - no anal, no oral, she won't even give you a shake n vac - you just gotta chance her growler won't bite your old man off

 

[The Wizard]

Yeah, easy... come on Wiz, poor effort.

Would you shag Jolie if she had a minny like the bird from "Teeth" - no anal, no oral, she won't even give you a shake n vac - you just gotta chance her growler won't bite your old man off

Definitely.

Would you let Gordon Brown tie you up and rape you for 50 THOUSAND big ones?

 

[Munkfish]

Definitely.

Would you let Gordon Brown tie you up and rape you for 50 THOUSAND big ones?

that wouldnt be rape if you let him

Would rather be f***ed violently in the arse by a bloke.

or

have a cock rammed down your thougt until he shoots his junk in your mouth?

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Would you eat a Chocolate bar which half of had been inserted up Cheryl Cole's Cunt while she was cumming. The other half has been shoved up a Scots arse hole whilst they had explosive diarrhea. You have to eat the whole bar or none of it btw

 

[The Wizard]

Would you eat a Chocolate bar which half of had been inserted up Cheryl Cole's Cunt while she was cumming. The other half has been shoved up a Scots arse hole whilst they had explosive diarrhea. You have to eat the whole bar or none of it btw

Definitely.

 

[looney]

Would you go down on jade goody for a good rug munch or do michael jackson up the arse if they were both dug up?

 

[Questions]

Knob - Cheese grater

Crystal Palace - Season ticket

 

[looney]

knob a cheese grater.

Would you wave a Big mac in front of Guy Butters face and say, go on fatboy take a bite.

Or

Walk into a glasgow bar and shout bunch of jock poofters.