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The "Would You..." Game



SirDouglasLoft

New member
Jul 4, 2008
6,876
would you pierce your own bellend and then get tossed of by a monkey, OR put a corkscrew into one of your testicals.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,517
Worthing
After reading through some of the most degrading, sexual, deviant acts ever listed by the most vile and twisted, human beings imaginable on this thread, why do I get the feeling that DannySeagull has done most of them voluntarily anyway.
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,517
Worthing
After reading through some of the most degrading, sexual, deviant acts ever listed by the most vile and twisted, human beings imaginable on this thread, why do I get the feeling that DannySeagull has done most of them voluntarily anyway.


Edit : Come to think of it, this is no more than a thread to give the lad fresh ideas.
 




The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull
Sep 26, 2008
5,765
Dorset
Would you rather meet Steve Mcfadden (Phil from Eastenders) in a surrey national trust car park

Or

Go shopping for gimp suits with Gok Wan, after double dropping some Rohypnol
 


Spanish Seagulls

Well-known member
Nov 18, 2007
2,915
Ladbroke Grove
Would you let Archer & Belloti smear your body in deep heat before spit roasting you in front of the girl you have fancied all your life for them NOT to sell the Goldstone?
 


Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,680
Uwantsumorwat
A binned blue peter episode...

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now alls you do is find 6 long straws, dosnt matter what colour they are kids,carefully sellotape each straw to the next minding not to cover any part of the open hole,when all the straws have been sellotaped together,now drop your pants squeeze open your japs eye and shove very carefully one end of straws down your japs eye as far as you can,"how are you all doing out there viewers" ?...now for the good bit, drink 2 pints of water place other end of straws in your mouth and wait for nature to take its course........


Next week ile be showing you how peter pervys manages to gel his hair 20 years before gel was invented.
 








magoo

New member
Jul 8, 2003
6,682
United Kingdom
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3520532 said:
Would you get Megan Fox's used sanitary towel, scoop it up into your mouth and swallow the cervical mucus like an oyster for a night with her afterwards of doing anything you please?

no! she's hot, but not that hot.

would you let ann widdecombe piss in your mouth, and you have to swallow, in return for doing the same to her!
 






magoo

New member
Jul 8, 2003
6,682
United Kingdom
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3520547 said:
Nahh, gimme an incentive bro.

Would you swallow someone else's phlegm if you get to rub your cock in Kylie's arse crack afterwards?

What? I'd love to piss in the old ***** throat! Not sexually or anything...

No, don't like Kylie.
 
















Perkino

Well-known member
Dec 11, 2009
6,053
Nope!

Would you...

erm....

let Bas SAVAGE bum your hairy white arse in return for a professional contract with the Albion??

No.

Would you rather:

let Archer bum you once

or

Sit next to him at every Brighton match for the rest of your life.
 


Spanish Seagulls

Well-known member
Nov 18, 2007
2,915
Ladbroke Grove
Would you spend a week on Death Row being used as a no holds barred sex toy by all the convicts for a lifetime of living in a Californian beach house with all the money you could ever want. You are not allowed to take lubrication with you into death Row though. You would however get Abbi Clancey as your house keeper. ( That might just swing it for a few of the less self concious of you!)
 
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