The Woman Opposite me

[Hannibal smith]

Has just turned up at my workplace after being out this morning. She has a voice like a fog horn and I'm contemplating going to work in an Airport depearture lounge for a bit of piece and quiet.

Any suggestions how I can get her to shut up?

 

[BrightonBird]

Smile sweetly and say "Sorry, didn't get that, can you repeat that".

or more sarcastic answer will be "Sorry, I don't think the guy down the road didn't hear that"

Or get a pair of earplugs!

 

[Eggman]

Throw your industrial sized hole punch at her face

 

[Beach Hut]

Have a POETS day

 

[Marc]

lasoo her with your mouse and threaten to strangle her if she dont STFU!

 

[Hannibal smith]

Have a POETS day

That wins at the moment - I can see a trip to the imaginary dentist coming on

 

[Blackadder]

Put your phone to your ear, as if you are on a call.

Put hand over mouthpiece and say to the room "Can I have bit of quiet please, this is an important call!"

Keep doing it when she is "booming" and hopefully she will get the message!

If this fails just tell her to shutup! She obviously can't take hints!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Put your dick in her mouth.

 

[bhaexpress]

Go to her desk and fart then hold your nose and point to her whislt yelling 'Blimey, that curry must have been good last night'.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Why don't you tell her that she has a voice like a fog horn and that you're contemplating going to work in an Airport departure lounge for a bit of peace and quiet.

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

Can you tell her I'll see her when I get home, and I expect my dinner on the table

 

[watsongooal]

Put your dick in her mouth.

 

[Hannibal smith]

I've just thrown a Alex Ferguson style hair dresser rant as the 'International business man' of the year (or so he thinks) started shouting over me to someone else in the office. I've snapped with a rant along the lines of 'FFS I couldn't hear anything on that last phone call (it was mate telling me to bring some beer but thats not the point), cant you lot have a bit of respect blah blah blah' Everyone looked a bit shocked for a few seconds and then started talking just as loudly 2 minutes later.

I can't cope anymore I'm going home.

 

[Vicar!]

Normally find showing her a great deal of attention, and then asking her out leads to a long and embarresed silence.

 

[Turkey]

Headphones.. GOSBTS

 

[Wez]

put her stapler in jelly

 

[Lady Bracknell]

put her stapler in jelly

Put the stapler AND the jelly in her mouth. If the earlier "oral" suggestion didn't appeal

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

"accidentally" send her an e-mail that was "meant to be to one of your mates" saying that she has a voice like a foghorn and etc.

 

[magoo]

Put your dick in her mouth.

that is outrageous!