The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread

[Gullflyinghigh]

Match Point.

Prepare to have no feelings towards it whatsoever. Complete non-event.

 

[Napier]

One of the Superman sequels from the 1980s. I can't remember which one, it was so bad I've blanked it out.

 

[The Large One]

31 North 62 East

 

[Greyrun]

Same here. Huge disappointment considering the hype. Maybe shold have watched it on a bigger screen as could see effects were very good and designed to be viewed in 3D

Watched in 3rd, still boring and poorly acted.

 

[desprateseagull]

The Truman show

I quite liked this. Jim Carrey not rabidly raving about for a change, apart from the yacht scene, was refreshing.

 

[Worthingite]

City of Angels with Nicholas Cage, and Last Chance Harvey. The two films that I have actually walked out of mid film because of their utter utter turgidness.

 

[Nibble]

Cannot stand Grease but it's excellent for it's target audience: woofters and fat middle aged female office workers.

The most dull, poorly made film I have ever seen is 90's actioner Teen Agent starting Richard Grieco.

 

[Wilko]

Spice Girls the movie.

 

[Rugrat]

There are crapper movies but pretty easy to avoid

Of those I expected a lot more from and therefore get the crap gong ... toss up between

I Love you Philip Morris (Carey) and Public Enemies (Depp)

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Passenger 57
I never watch films more than once anyway even if they are good but don't waste any precious seconds watching this dross

I like this film and have the DVD !


King Ralph is the only movie I've ever walked out of.

 

[looney]

People on here are recommending films they dont like not ones that are particularly bad.

A bad film is one that assumes youve read the book, if there is one, and whos ending is dis-jointed confusing or just makes no effing sense what so ever.

2001 Space Oddesey and Akira fit that profile perfectly

 

[Mayonaise]

Vanilla Sky for me closely followed by Cloverfield.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Coyote Ugly, utter turd of a movie.

 

[bernster]

Spies like us

 

[looney]

Had to thumb you down for such blasphemy. 2001 is one of the greatest films of all time, certainly the greatest sci-fi.

Oh I enjoyed the book, I understood the film after i had read the book and thought it was good. But when I first watched it I was left thinking wot da fug was that all about. this reflects the fact Kubrik was a pretencious **** and most of his films are over hyped, over rated or just unintelligable.

Another one for me that ends in gibberish is Event Horizon.

 

[looney]

Another film that went absolutely nowhere was St Elmo's Fire, the supposed sequal to The breakfast Club.

 

[Mellotron]

The Happening

M. Night Shyamalan at his absolute nonsense worst. Like a plot written by a 9 year old in English. Wasn't acted much better either.

 

[Nibble]

Oops wrong thread!

 

[Postman Pat]

Passenger 57
I never watch films more than once anyway even if they are good but don't waste any precious seconds watching this dross

Went to the cinema to watch this. Half way through the soundtrack went out of sync. It was the best 5 mins of the film!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Mars Attacks was a great film I thought.
Apollo 18 is probably the worst film that I can think of on the top of my head.