[Politics] The UK to become the greatest place on earth to live.

[studio150]

Well that's Johnson's aim according to reports so what needs to happen to achieve this.

Zero litter
Zero graffiti
All trains run on time
Zero crime
All politicians actually fully answer the question posed to them


It only rains when I'm indoors
Weeds are a thing of the past
Queues don't exist
We finally appoint a manager who leaves players up field when defending corners...

Others?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Bottle tops allowed to be kept on bottles.

All records of Mrs Brown's Boys destroyed.

 

[Rodney Thomas]

A complete change in the climate?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Free tea and coffee back to 1901 members

No more skinny jeans

 

[brighton terra]

Johnson retires from politics and takes Gove and Hunt with him!
The Conservative Party is disbanded.
We adopt proportional representation.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbott moved to a care home in the Scottish highlands

 

[portlock seagull]

Boris’s Arse to be carbon neutral by 2030

 

[Mackenzie]

Sporks.

 

[B-right-on]

Zaha retires from football having spent his entire career at CPFC 2025 and winning promotion from L1 back to the Championship.

 

[BN9 BHA]

NSC has a day when not one thread is started about politics.

More chance of the trains running on time.

 

[el punal]

No one is allowed use the expression ‘I was like . . .’ to describe themselves, events, other people and so on and so forth. Punishment of 50 lashes for such a misdemeanour.

 

[maffew]

Homelessness. It is a travesty that in Great Britain in this era that so many people are on the streets and in long never ending queues on council lists awaiting help. Ex service militia included

 

[Wellesley]

A complete change in the climate?

 

[East Staffs Gull]

Xero beggars.
Xero social media apart from NSC.

 

[Diablo]

Not while the population of UK keeps rising......

 

[Stat Brother]

A scale back on the reliance of the internal combustion engine.

It's not by chance the 'happy' countries are the ones where half the population don't spend most of their day staring at a numberplate in front of them

 

[Chickenlittle]

Xero beggars.
Xero social media apart from NSC.

People making up spellings of zero

 

[Beach Hut]

We could go for this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50036463

£196Bn of debt..........

 

[doogie004]

All remainers named and shamed


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[wealdgull]

We finally appoint a manager who leaves players up field when defending corners...

Terribly off-topic for the general theme of the thread, but did anyone else notice Maupay staying up for corners? Granted it was only against Tottenham, but still.