[Politics] The UK to become the greatest place on earth to live.

[Yoda]

Boris’s Arse to be carbon neutral by 2030

Unfortunately he's already going to fail then. He loves the sound of his own voice too much for that to happen.

 

[Bakero]

No one is allowed use the expression ‘I was like . . .’ to describe themselves, events, other people and so on and so forth. Punishment of 50 lashes for such a misdemeanour.

I mentioned this to some linguist friends and they were all like, "you can't stop language from evolving".

 

[blue-shifted]

All remainers named and shamed


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[timbha]

Residents keep the pavements tidy outside their house by removing weeds and rubbish (it takes less than 5 minutes a week)

 

[zefarelly]

Xero beggars.
Xero social media apart from NSC.

well we only have to go back 20 years for the second bit.

 

[zefarelly]

Residents keep the pavements tidy outside their house by removing weeds and rubbish (it takes less than 5 minutes a week)

Remember when the council used to employ street cleaners and highways maintenence . . .

 

[blue-shifted]

Remember when the council used to employ street cleaners and highways maintenence . . .

Those days are gone. The electorate won’t elect a party that wants to pay for central services such as this and individuals won’t pick up rubbish that isn’t theirs.

 

[maltaseagull]

No one is allowed use the expression ‘I was like . . .’ to describe themselves, events, other people and so on and so forth. Punishment of 50 lashes for such a misdemeanour.

Also 50 lashes for asking Can I get instead of can I have!

 

[schmunk]

Every drink served in a flask.

EVERY drink.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbott moved to a care home in the Scottish highlands

Can we introduce Jess Phillips in at some point if she isn't knifing someone in the front and the back?

 

[zefarelly]

Those days are gone. The electorate won’t elect a party that wants to pay for central services such as this and individuals won’t pick up rubbish that isn’t theirs.

Rubbish isnt an issue here, but the roads are green . . . . they never cut the verges and the gutters are full of weeds and grass. It literally is a jungle out there!

 

[Eeyore]

A re-education centre for those who say 'Have a lovely rest of your day'

 

[Eeyore]

Can we introduce Jess Phillips in at some point if she isn't knifing someone in the front and the back?

Jess Phillips is an excellent politician who has to put up with a lot of shit.

I knew it could only be one of a very small number on here who would take issue with her.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Terribly off-topic for the general theme of the thread, but did anyone else notice Maupay staying up for corners? Granted it was only against Tottenham, but still.

We've done it in a few games this season.

 

[blue-shifted]

People who see a thread like this online somewhere and take the opportunity to name a politician who doesn’t agree with their worldview and suggest that they are banned to be … errr …. banned

 

[studio150]

individuals won’t pick up rubbish that isn’t theirs.

They don't even pick up rubbish which is theirs. If they did there would be no litter.

 

[Rambo]

People terminated for the use of the phrase ‘Can I get?’

 

[maffew]

I mentioned this to some linguist friends and they were all like, "you can't stop language from evolving".

innit

 

[schmunk]

I mentioned this to some linguist friends and they were all like, "you can't stop language from evolving".

...and a valorous thing t'is, eke.

 

[timbha]

Rubbish isnt an issue here, but the roads are green . . . . they never cut the verges and the gutters are full of weeds and grass. It literally is a jungle out there!

Maybe it’s the council’s fault or maybe they don’t have the funds to do it. Doesn’t matter. The roads and pavements are untidy and can be dangerous. People spend £ thousands on a new driveway, front door, etc but can't be bothered to pick up a few weeds that make the front of their house look scruffy. Also if a neighbour can’t do it, why not do it for them and pop the rubbish in a bin nearby

Where’s the civic pride?