THE Striker - who would you want

[Silent Bob]

These.

Why have the League One Berbatov when you can have the Actual Berbatov?

 

[Hillian1]

Forget his name but that big bastard Scotts kiddy who played for some team in a comic I used to read 35 years ago, every time he shot the net would burst.

I'll take him please.

 

[Husty]

Balotelli is the obvious answer, who the f*** would take Holt over him?

 

[Waynflete]

Why have the League One Berbatov when you can have the Actual Berbatov?

I was just trying to get a chant going...

 

[Seagull Steve]

Aguero please. But a tiny bit more realistic, I'd love Bobby to come home.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Forget his name but that big bastard Scotts kiddy who played for some team in a comic I used to read 35 years ago, every time he shot the net would burst.

I'll take him please.

I said currently playing - you're just being silly. So who is it, Rooney, RVP or Tevez

 

[Hillian1]

I said currently playing - you're just being silly. So who is it, Rooney, RVP or Tevez

Suarez.

 

[dingodan]

Nothing else would bring as much joy to this club as the return of the Bobby Z.

Fact.

 

[papajaff]

I said currently playing - you're just being silly. So who is it, Rooney, RVP or Tevez

Ah bless!!! WTF

 

[Don Quixote]

Billy Sharp

 

[T soprano]

Forget his name but that big bastard Scotts kiddy who played for some team in a comic I used to read 35 years ago, every time he shot the net would burst.

I'll take him please.

i think your referring to a certain hotshot Hammish to be honest though Johnny Dexter would hold the ball up better that's if Danchester Rovers will let him go

 

[Waynflete]

Is Jason Lee still playing?

 

[Postman Pat]

Darren Bent
Nickia Jelavic
Papiss Cisse
Djemba Ba

Any of those would do.

 

[Hillian1]

i think your referring to a certain hotshot Hammish to be honest though Johnny Dexter would hold the ball up better that's if Danchester Rovers will let him go

That's the kiddy, always wore a kilt while playing too, that's proper FLAIR.

 

[terryberry1]

Roland Bergkamp

 

[Hillian1]

Nothing else would bring as much joy to this club as the return of the Bobby Z.

Fact.

Not for me it wouldn't.

I always want my memories of Bobby to be a young hungry striker willing to shed blood for the team, not a has been striker firing blanks with the fickle crowd getting at him.

 

[T soprano]

Roland Bergkamp

Who ?

 

[7:18]

Adam Virgo

 

[Munkfish]

A young Bobby Z.

Literally would of been incredible in this team.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Pele?!