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Ding Dong !

Boy I'm HOT today !
Jul 26, 2004
3,154
Worthing
Right that's it, I've already got 3 kids from my first marriage and my current wife is now 3 months preggers.

I feel I've done more than my fare share of increasing the worlds population so I'm going to get the tally wackle chopped.


Does it hurt ?
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Nah. Walk in the park. Volunteer for the "sans anasthetique" special. The nurses will love you for it!
 




Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
47,052
at home
:nono:


I wimped out some time ago.

One of these days I will


:down: :down: :down:
 


1959

Member
Sep 20, 2005
345
The actual process doesn't hurt. They anaesthetise the testes and do the business. You might feel a tugging sensation below your belly-button, but that's it.
It's the aftermath when you'll feel it. I was Billy Big-Balls for a few days and it feels the way your arm feels after an inoculation jab, a bit heavy and painful. Except it's your balls, obviously.
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
1959 said:
You might feel a tugging sensation below your belly-button
He's been feeling that for years when his missus has a "headache". :lolol:
 


Dr Feelgood

Banned
Feb 15, 2004
138
worthing
Its ok just a bit sore afterwards, worse bit is taking your samples to the hospital, we know what you been doing.
 






Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
20,446
Valley of Hangleton
There is now a pain free lazer alternative, some private clinic in east grinstead i think do it, aperently you can have it done in your lunch break
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
It really hurts. You get a local anaesthetic - and they use this bloody great knife - like a machete.

Don't let them give you the old "doesn't hurt", and "snip". Snip ? with a machete ?
 


Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
My Dad reckons it is akin to being kicked in the knackers my a donkey!
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
But the bonus, if you think ahead, is this. Get to the web site of the NHS doing the Op. Find the logo and download it. Generate some headed paper using their logo, and make up a letter about your surgery. This letter has to contain the details that the only way to get clear, untained sperm samples is for your partner to give you oral sex every night for 10 days, collecting the samples. She can spit the sample into a jar, but she must not use her hands as this will contaminate it. Voila - free (unless you do the Catholic guilt thing) blowjobs - all in the name of medical science!

You might have to wait a week...or two...before you can put this into operation. She will see the funny side when you tell her it was a joke letter. Honestly.
 










Eggmundo

U & I R listening to KAOS
Jul 8, 2003
3,466
Great fun, I'ld like to do it again but they won't let me.

(actually I'd rather slam my testes in a fridge door. Truly horrific experience. Worst part was when they 'pull' the chords. Feels like they are trying to pull your stomach through your scrotum. But don't let that put you off.)

Plus you can pork away to your hearts content without the fear of pregnancy looming in your mind.
 


Hiney

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
19,397
Wadebridge, Cornwall
I've had it done AND reversed

:thumbsup:

It does hurt but the worst bit is having to knock one out 6 weeks afterwards and then get it to the hospital within an hour so they can test the 'wriggle factor'

:lolol: :lolol:

Eggmundo's observation is also good justification for having it done - no pain no gain and all that

:clap2: :clap2:
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,555
Living In a Box
It was fine for me :love:
 




dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
I had it done years ago. Can't remember why now. :(
 




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