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[Politics] The Right Honourable Suella Braverman. KC MP **Sacked 13/11**



Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
10,409
Perhaps you could become adept at changing the subject:

'Oh look, a squirrel !'
He'll only say its an immigrant one.

You've all already worked out he's a fan of Trump and Farage and he really hates woke. He moans about ULEZ despite never driving there and having a compliant vehicle anyway.

He's the ultimate 'I'm alright Jack'. For example queuing for passport checks in Europe, first comment, "that doesn't effect me because I'll never travel abroad again". You know how he voted.

He's easy to put right but it is so boring. The Mrs sees visiting as something that has to be done now as opposed to wanting to go.
 




Eric the meek

Fiveways Wilf
NSC Patron
Aug 24, 2020
6,894
He'll only say its an immigrant one.

You've all already worked out he's a fan of Trump and Farage and he really hates woke. He moans about ULEZ despite never driving there and having a compliant vehicle anyway.

He's the ultimate 'I'm alright Jack'. For example queuing for passport checks in Europe, first comment, "that doesn't effect me because I'll never travel abroad again". You know how he voted.

He's easy to put right but it is so boring. The Mrs sees visiting as something that has to be done now as opposed to wanting to go.
That says it all. You're going to visit them on Christmas Day as it is something that has to be done.

It's no consolation, but I would suggest that is probably something that applies to many people up and down the country.
 




Pogue Mahone

Well-known member
Apr 30, 2011
10,935
He'll only say its an immigrant one.

You've all already worked out he's a fan of Trump and Farage and he really hates woke. He moans about ULEZ despite never driving there and having a compliant vehicle anyway.

He's the ultimate 'I'm alright Jack'. For example queuing for passport checks in Europe, first comment, "that doesn't effect me because I'll never travel abroad again". You know how he voted.

He's easy to put right but it is so boring. The Mrs sees visiting as something that has to be done now as opposed to wanting to go.
You're a stronger man than me, Moto. I'm afraid that I would not be able to hold myself back, and there would have been huge family ructions by now. I would not be able to spend time in the same room as him.

I am aware that this is a failing in me.
 


Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
Ah man. I had to visit the in laws today.

It started off with sadness about Braverman's exit then it went even more mental.
  • Cameron is left wing.
  • Blair is pulling Labour's strings.
  • Life long tories but will vote reform next time.
  • Did not know about matrilineality in Judaism.
  • Had to have it explained that it was Tommy's lot that chalked up most arrest last weekend.
  • It is some sort of problem that Starmer's Mrs is Jewish.
In an ever dwindling group of GBNews viewers. You'll never guess what 'paper they read. Previously he was impressed with Truss before she became PM while saying he couldn't accept a non white PM.

Even my Mrs despairs at them. I used to feel like Alf Garnet's son in law, but at least Else Garnet wasn't a prat.

We have to spend crimbo day with them, I'll be hitting the booze about 10.30.am to numb the pain.
I would explore the issues of a UK politician having a Jewish spouse with them, before reminding them that Suellas husband is Jewish.
 








A1X

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NSC Patron
Sep 1, 2017
20,370
Deepest, darkest Sussex
Ah man. I had to visit the in laws today.

It started off with sadness about Braverman's exit then it went even more mental.
  • Cameron is left wing.
  • Blair is pulling Labour's strings.
  • Life long tories but will vote reform next time.
  • Did not know about matrilineality in Judaism.
  • Had to have it explained that it was Tommy's lot that chalked up most arrest last weekend.
  • It is some sort of problem that Starmer's Mrs is Jewish.
In an ever dwindling group of GBNews viewers. You'll never guess what 'paper they read. Previously he was impressed with Truss before she became PM while saying he couldn't accept a non white PM.

Even my Mrs despairs at them. I used to feel like Alf Garnet's son in law, but at least Else Garnet wasn't a prat.

We have to spend crimbo day with them, I'll be hitting the booze about 10.30.am to numb the pain.
Well at least you know they’re 100% dreaming of a white Christmas.
 






Javeaseagull

Well-known member
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Feb 22, 2014
2,753
Ah man. I had to visit the in laws today.

It started off with sadness about Braverman's exit then it went even more mental.
  • Cameron is left wing.
  • Blair is pulling Labour's strings.
  • Life long tories but will vote reform next time.
  • Did not know about matrilineality in Judaism.
  • Had to have it explained that it was Tommy's lot that chalked up most arrest last weekend.
  • It is some sort of problem that Starmer's Mrs is Jewish.
In an ever dwindling group of GBNews viewers. You'll never guess what 'paper they read. Previously he was impressed with Truss before she became PM while saying he couldn't accept a non white PM.

Even my Mrs despairs at them. I used to feel like Alf Garnet's son in law, but at least Else Garnet wasn't a prat.

We have to spend crimbo day with them, I'll be hitting the booze about 10.30.am to numb the pain.
I did that once, starting on the Bucks Fizz about 0830 before we (my grown up children and me) went round for Christmas dinner. It did not end well but I thoroughly recommend it. Never been invited since!
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
55,710
Faversham
I would explore the issues of a UK politician having a Jewish spouse with them, before reminding them that Suellas husband is Jewish.
I would just get up and go, torching the place on the way out.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
55,710
Faversham
Empathy for you friend. In my case, it's my parents. Is the Daily Express? Shocking. Stick in there - only involve yourself as much as you can bear - and when you can tell your truth calmly. Oh and be kind. There are plenty like them out there I'm afraid but some time in the next year....
It all depends whether they are merely dim, or nasty with it.
 




Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
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Jul 11, 2003
62,455
The Fatherland
Ah man. I had to visit the in laws today.

It started off with sadness about Braverman's exit then it went even more mental.
  • Cameron is left wing.
  • Blair is pulling Labour's strings.
  • Life long tories but will vote reform next time.
  • Did not know about matrilineality in Judaism.
  • Had to have it explained that it was Tommy's lot that chalked up most arrest last weekend.
  • It is some sort of problem that Starmer's Mrs is Jewish.
In an ever dwindling group of GBNews viewers. You'll never guess what 'paper they read. Previously he was impressed with Truss before she became PM while saying he couldn't accept a non white PM.

Even my Mrs despairs at them. I used to feel like Alf Garnet's son in law, but at least Else Garnet wasn't a prat.

We have to spend crimbo day with them, I'll be hitting the booze about 10.30.am to numb the pain.
Jesus. I wouldn’t go. I genuinely wouldn’t want my Xmas ruined by this bullshit.
 




Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
15,894
Not if this has been posted elsewhere, but :clap2::clap2:



…also, @Bozza tweets are showing as ‘this tweet is unavailable’ but the link if clicked still works ?

Oh, that is superb! I missed the show last night, but know it was the awards night. Brilliant 👏🏽
 












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