The positives of Sami staying are...

[Stat Brother]

In a vain attempt to lighten the mood around here, and in the time honoured British tradition of laughing in the face of adversity what are the positives of Sami staying.

Remember you have a 1001 threads to grind all your axes on, so keep it light.
I'll start with:-

...The club don't have to shell out on new training kit.

Unless they are thinking of employing Salma Hayek.
In which case I'm all in and want to change stands.
(mmmm Selma in a Brighton kit)

anyway, over to you...

 

[peterward]

no queues

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Crawley (H) and (A) next year possibly.

 

[Mackenzie]

Orient is a brilliant away day.
I'll have a whole row to myself to stretch out.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

I cant get passed the thought of selma hayek in nothing but an Albion shirt now!

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I could learn some more swear words

 

[Nathan]

We don't have to learn how to spell or pronounce a new managers name.

 

[peterward]

Get to see free live boxing on the terraces

 

[Stat Brother]

I cant get passed the thought of selma hayek in nothing but an Albion shirt now!

I wouldn't even have time to take my trousers off.

'yes love it was good for me, now get the kettle on I fancy a cuppa'.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

The acoustics of the stadium will be improved as the sound waves bounce off the empty seats.

 

[martin tyler]

Baldock will look better in League 1

 

[Brighton Gull]

I can forget hyvin tehty! Ooops, did I ever know it

 

[Badger]

I won't have to change my avatar again

 

[Napier's Knee]

I cant get passed the thought of selma hayek in nothing but an Albion shirt now!

aaaahhhhh Louise

 

[Geriatric Seagull]

Four of us (at least) can stay home on Boxing Day and avoid family fall-outs!

 

[Stuart Munday]

There will be a good atmosphere on Boxing Day, albeit hostile

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

We will be well equipped for League One football.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

We will be well equipped for League One football.

But the tactics will still be shocking, and we'll keep losing week after week.

 

[Stat Brother]

It's unlikely our manager will have his head turned by an offer from a bigger club.

 

[terryberry1]

We will be playing Fleetwood in league1. I've never been there. We will still be shit but not quite as shit as we are now. CMS will score goals for fun JFC will be the best player in the league