Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Free money on the Satdi before Christmas. Wolves are better than evens to beat us with some bookies. Although Will Hills don't seem to have a book on the game yet...
In a vain attempt to lighten the mood around here, and in the time honoured British tradition of laughing in the face of adversity what are the positives of Sami staying.
Remember you have a 1001 threads to grind all your axes on, so keep it light.
I'll start with:-
...The club don't have to shell out on new training kit.
Unless they are thinking of employing Salma Hayek.
In which case I'm all in and want to change stands.
(mmmm Selma in a Brighton kit)
anyway, over to you...