***The Official Semi Final Caption Competition***

[Franks Wild Years]

Well ?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Gus is thinking "Shit. Wurzel's talking to me and there's bound to be loads of cameras on us. How can I get away quickly?"

 

[Trigger]

"Get away from me you ****."

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Holloway buffooning around - Gus thinking.

 

[The Large One]

Poyet: English is my second language, and I still make more sense than you.

 

[pasty]

Holloway: "Funny isn't - our fans actually think we might win"

 

[rool]

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

 

[T soprano]

Poyet
" ees complicated no I speak no wurzeleeze "

 

[Dick Head]

Poyet
" ees complicated no I speak no wurzeleeze "

You put a Wor after W, and a Wor after O, a Wor after R, and it's away we go!

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

'I cannot understand a word you say now step away bumpkin or this thumbs going in your eye'

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

'...and then I ****ed it all up!'

 

[albion534]

Poyet: English is my second language, and I still make more sense than you.

 

[dadams2k11]

"Watch me mess this team up in the next 4 games"

 

[Icy Gull]

You've made my day agreeing to pay to dry clean my bestest wet coat, thanks Gus.

Gus is thinking "what a cock"

 

[T soprano]

You put a Wor after W, and a Wor after O, a Wor after R, and it's away we go!

A nice cup of tea and a slice of cake aunt Sally

 

[KZNSeagull]

"That offer of a scouting job still open Gus?"

"No"

 

[Aristotle]

Holloway: '...and then I told them it doesn't matter because the match isn't that important!'

 

[janee]

Don't make it too obvious agent Holloway....

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I wish my teeth were as nice as yours, Gus.

 

[Gazwag]

£17 million