***The Official Semi Final Caption Competition***

[Tooting Gull]

"If you ever want to borrow the caravan at Weston-Super-Mare for the weekend, it's yours Gus."

 

[Whitley Bayster]

I've got Dobbie...now how much do you want for Ryan Harley?

 

[Northstander]

Holloway: '...and then I told them it doesn't matter because the match isn't that important!'

Beat me to it

 

[armchairclubber]

Well ?[/QUOTE

Never guess what, my skipper started learning spanish

 

[fire&skill]

That picture always reminds me of the slimy, annoying kid at school trying to ingratiate himself with the cool kid in the year above.

 

[Man of Harveys]

"10p?"

 

[Stuart Munday]

I can't believe they gave me a 4 and a half year contract, im going to be rich when im sacked in the summer.

 

[Tooting Gull]

'Your team aren't worth 10 of your Uruguayan pesos'.

'I know'.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"And then, Gus, I went back to Man Utd and said I want £15m for him!"

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

"What do you think of how Murray reacts when you drop him?"

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Lend me a hanky Gus, Jonnie Williams wont stop sobbing and I had to give him mine.

 

[TheJasperCo]

IH: "...and so he says to me right, he comes up to me and says, like, and you won't believe what he says, he says to me, he says..."

GP: "Yes, yes, ahahaha, hilarious Ian. It's funnier each time you tell that story."

 

[Waynflete]

Imbecile talks to legend.