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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
16,065
"YANMAR - The Official Diesel Engine partner".

Dear god.


The WHAT now? I'm familiar with a lot of industries that use diesels, and I've never heard of these bad boys...
 




shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
1-1, Rooney header.

Possibly should have been a penalty for Arsenal shortly after - definite tug even if it wasn't that strong
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
YAY ! Cup Noodles now being advertised....... How long before " A Dog IS for Christmas but there may still be some left for Boxing Day " ?
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,577
Playing snooker
Possibly should have been a penalty for Arsenal shortly after - definite tug even if it wasn't that strong

What you do when you watch Arsenal in the privacy of your own home is your own business.
 




Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex


Stat Brother

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It sounds like the Arsenal fans are giving Utd the 'handball' treatment.

That's still making me laugh.
 


Greg Bobkin

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May 22, 2012
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Greg Bobkin

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May 22, 2012
16,065


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
From that list:

SMIRNOFF
Official responsible drinking partner of Manchester United

:ffsparr:
I've got distracted and am looking at bicycle wheels :rock:

I'll let you know when I stumble across United's 'Official 700C Wheel partner'.
 


Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
Can somebody wake me up when its over?
 






Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Stat Brother

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Why now show us a really good game?
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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"Phillips. Official Radio/Alarm-clock partner."

One of the things I noticed when we went to Derby in the play offs last season is that there is pretty much nothing they don't sponsor.

The stadium, the stands, the kits, the training gear, the dugouts- alright, you expect that. But they also have sponsors for goals (as in, the act of scoring, not the wooden frame itself), substitutions ("Coming on for the Rams, in association with Betty's Pie Shop on the Lower Mansfield Road, your number one choice for pies, pasties & assorted mixed sweet pastries in the south Derby area, is number 17, Connor Sammon!"), and for injury time. How on earth can anybody sponsor TIME, FFS?
 




Tony Towner's Fridge

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Aug 22, 2003
5,547
GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK
'Manure Turdwipe' official toilet paper of the crappiest team in Manchester'.

I particularly liked thta one as it whizzed around the perimeter screens.

Have I told you how much I detest those Manky Wankers?

TNBA

TTF
 




Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Assume there is an official hair transplant partner?

Not to mention Busty Brenda, official provider of mature sexual services.
 


Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
Apparently some firm called Hublot (never heard of them) are/were the official timekeeper of manure (£4million easy money)
 


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