The NSC thread of useful advice from SONGS

[ManOfSussex]

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

 

[burnee54]

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to


Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to


All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...
Read more: Roger Miller - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Lyrics | MetroLyrics

 

[studio150]

Don't be afraid to cry out your tears loud

 

[burnee54]

I wish I had a wish to wish a wish away

 

[crasher]

You can't put your arms round a memory. Don't try.

 

[crasher]

Delete yourself - you have no chance to win.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Tender love is blind,
It requires a dedication,

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to. Peace love and understanding

 

[pearl]

be ready for what is to come

(Constant Source Of Disappointment or C.S.O.D)

 

[knocky1]

Hey - jerk - you - work
This boy's got better things to do
Hell, I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt,
I choose, to cruise.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one

A gang bang is the thing to do
We'd like to give you one

 

[pearl]

this is for anyone suffering under the tory government


you ain't seen nothing yet

 

[El Presidente]

There are twenty years to go


Sent from Konnie Huq's lingerie drawer.

 

[BadFish]

What's the actual lyric then, pray tell? Always take the Werthers with you perhaps?

Good advice